June 27, 2015, Gimpo Airport, at approximately 5:30 pm KST. 

If you think I’m joking with the specificity of that answer, then you don’t know me at all.

Gather ‘round, children and let me tell you the tale of The Black T-Shirt Day of Epic Airport Hotness. It was late June, smack dab in the middle of Dope promotions and right before the second half of The Red Bullet world tour. Directly after an appearance on Music Core (you can see from this drool-worthy video that they’re all wearing a variation of Namjoon’s black military-esque uniform), they needed to get to catch a flight to Busan. They were in a hurry and didn’t bother to change or clean off their make-up. Instead, they just stripped down to the black undershirts and ARMY spent the rest of eternity praising the Lord God Almighty. Here are my favorites from that day:

Tae (in a Kim Taehyung Original Slashed TeeTM):

Kookie (the only one who left his costume on, dammit):

Nams (there is a SERIOUS lack of photos of him from this day and it’s a damn shame because he looks naughty-hot):

Jin (rockin’ the sleeveless look with bonus Joonie):

Hobi (in one of my very favorite photos of him EVER – neck, arms, chest, jaw, mouth….uunnnngggg):

Yoongles (his neck looks like the stuff vampire novels are made of):

And finally, Park Motherfucking Jimin (in my very favorite photo of him ever and I just CANNOT with any part of this):

Me at Jungkook being sexy and killing me all the time -AdminKookie