Neighbors Who Go Bump in the Night

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You're welcome. 

She is probably throwing some kick-ass raves up there. 

Source: The Chive

She probably takes Wii Fit waaay too seriously. 

- Richard Simmons

She does freelance Quality Testing for Ugg Boots.

Ini warned us this day would come.

I think she's still working on achieving that perfect game.

Much to our chagrin, she has mastered the ancient art of the "Lazy Man's Load".

This has nothing to do with anything and is absolutely awesome in every conceivable way. 

She never quite nailed the fundamentals in her childhood ballet class.

She ran out of fux to give.

Everyday, she saves Esmeralda from being burned at the stake.

Her floor is actually one big Whack-A-Mole game board. My guess is she holds the high score is terrible.