Bits

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

sitting in focused silence at my computer occasionally broken by the most pathetic meow you can imagine. i'm locked in.

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even

anything can be a slow burn if it takes you forever to upload new chapters

Being bad at something until you’re good at it is a lot easier when you’re having fun. Which is possible more often than you think it is but is also sometimes not possible unfortunately

Oh god, I got way too personal on main yesterday and forgot my blog is way too big to be doing that. My issues are now just 90% of my notifications. One of the posts got 4k notes, let me out