When you have the memory of a goldfish you will log onto neocities and discover some mysterious fairy has done all of your coding work for you already what a charmed life

Terminal underachiever listen I do try, but I just don't have a lot to give. They ask too much from me. I live at a leisurely pace. I am going but I will not be getting.

Me when I have to get a background check *shows up* *scans fingerprints* *leaves*

Betcha didn't think about how if you use Latin terms and phrases all the goddamn time that future readers would be forced to look at their phone screen to Google their meaning and thus consequently get sucked into scrolling for like 15 minutes, constantly breaking their concentration and the continuity of your prose. Bet that didn't even occur to you.