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~♡ꜝꜞ ❝ 𝓑ite me ❞ ────── · · Sam Winchester x fem ! vampire ! reader
a / n : hey soo... hiiii..... pathetic sam winchester nation... can yall hear me? hiii helloooo... haiiii.... here is my offering....
character/s featured. sam winchester .ᐟ dean winchester .ᐟ rating: smut .ᐟ
summary : three weeks forced to sleep in the same bed as Dean, or on the back of the Impala, three weeks of absolutely no privacy to help himself to some hand action. and now you two are alone, and he knows you know, but for some reason you don't want to give him privacy.
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jesus christ i need to dick down a man with a strap. amen
idgaf cooper hoffman is hot and i die on that hill

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what's ur favorite spanish-speaking band/artist ma????
OHHH HIII HAIII HI!!!! THIS ONLY HAS ONE ANSWER, INSTANTANEOUS:
Andrés Calamaro.
He was one of my father's favourite artists (still is) when i was growing up so at least one of his songs would always play when we were in long car rides, I remember not paying it attention back then but then when I was 15 and going through a really tough phase I just wanted things that reminded me of my childhood so I searched him up. Best decission of my life.
He is not actually spanish-spanish, as he is from argentina (so argentinian) but the guy loves spain more than his home country so he lives here and he has more of a spanish accent rather than an argentinian one.
He plays rock, he started out in the 80s so 80s Spanish Rock, but BUT this dude has SO MANY genres mixed up in his albums. You've got rock, obviously, but then you can also find blues, songs with jazz soundtracks, pop, rap, and lana-del-rey esque monologues over a song.
I love him so much he is actually my favourite singer, not only Spanish but like ever ever out of everyone<333
YOU LIKE CALAMARO?????? FUCK YEAAAAAH
i haven't heard anything from him in a very very long time but i love his work. and yeah, i absolutely get your feeling, his music evokes so much nostalgia. i love it :D
do you like any other hispanic artist????
OMFG NO WAY YOU KNOW CALAMARO IM KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH SLOPPY STYLE/j
MNMMMMM i'd say Loquillo, El Cuarteto De Nos, Bunbury and Camilo Sesto (bring me back to Jesucristo Superestar pls)
WBU???? any other hispanic bands u like? or singers/bands u like in generallll??
ok so... yeah we should fucking make out because jesus christ you wrote a sentence with cuarteto de nos, bunbury and camilo sesto involved 😏
i mean, that question is so hard cuz... i love almost every hispanic latine band/artist ive listened to but... i think charly garcia, patricio rey y sus redonditos de ricota, soda stereo (honorific shout out to my dear malewife gustavo cerati), silvio rodriguez, los tres, los prisioneros, mercedes sosa, luis alberto spinetta, crack family and la etnia (colombian rap groups, from where im from :D), caifanes, cafe tacvba, willie colon, ñejo and dalmata, hector lavoe and zoe are my hands down lately :p
CHARLIE GARCIA HARGSTRGHDGAHSDAS /tearing out my shirt like superman. WE SHOULD TOTALLY KISS RN LIKE OMG SODA STEREO??? LOS PRISONEROS???LUIS ALBERTO SPINETTA?????? GUSTAVO CERATI??'?? WE ARE MARRYING EACH OTHER TODAY.
YEAH I WOULD I WILL. WHERE DO I SING WHERE
Me: *likes a post about a sub!male character x dom!fem reader*
This fucking hellsite: *jumpscaring me with sub!fem reader x dom!male character content on my dash because it's "based on your likes"*
Me:
the struggle is real
omg this is so real, like tumblr ml please stop💔 i get jumpscared by random dom!male super hardcore daddy kink posts (no kinkshaming intended) like what does a girl have to do to get some sub!male content around here? do i have to write it myself? cause i will and i am.
sub!male content is a rare breed i fear 😞
i am happy to be the provider for sub male content🤤
may your soul reach heaven, sis 🙏🏻
what's ur favorite spanish-speaking band/artist ma????
OHHH HIII HAIII HI!!!! THIS ONLY HAS ONE ANSWER, INSTANTANEOUS:
Andrés Calamaro.
He was one of my father's favourite artists (still is) when i was growing up so at least one of his songs would always play when we were in long car rides, I remember not paying it attention back then but then when I was 15 and going through a really tough phase I just wanted things that reminded me of my childhood so I searched him up. Best decission of my life.
He is not actually spanish-spanish, as he is from argentina (so argentinian) but the guy loves spain more than his home country so he lives here and he has more of a spanish accent rather than an argentinian one.
He plays rock, he started out in the 80s so 80s Spanish Rock, but BUT this dude has SO MANY genres mixed up in his albums. You've got rock, obviously, but then you can also find blues, songs with jazz soundtracks, pop, rap, and lana-del-rey esque monologues over a song.
I love him so much he is actually my favourite singer, not only Spanish but like ever ever out of everyone<333
YOU LIKE CALAMARO?????? FUCK YEAAAAAH
i haven't heard anything from him in a very very long time but i love his work. and yeah, i absolutely get your feeling, his music evokes so much nostalgia. i love it :D
do you like any other hispanic artist????
OMFG NO WAY YOU KNOW CALAMARO IM KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH SLOPPY STYLE/j
MNMMMMM i'd say Loquillo, El Cuarteto De Nos, Bunbury and Camilo Sesto (bring me back to Jesucristo Superestar pls)
WBU???? any other hispanic bands u like? or singers/bands u like in generallll??
ok so... yeah we should fucking make out because jesus christ you wrote a sentence with cuarteto de nos, bunbury and camilo sesto involved 😏
i mean, that question is so hard cuz... i love almost every hispanic latine band/artist ive listened to but... i think charly garcia, patricio rey y sus redonditos de ricota, soda stereo (honorific shout out to my dear malewife gustavo cerati), silvio rodriguez, los tres, los prisioneros, mercedes sosa, luis alberto spinetta, crack family and la etnia (colombian rap groups, from where im from :D), caifanes, cafe tacvba, willie colon, ñejo and dalmata, hector lavoe and zoe are my hands down lately :p
what's ur favorite spanish-speaking band/artist ma????
OHHH HIII HAIII HI!!!! THIS ONLY HAS ONE ANSWER, INSTANTANEOUS:
Andrés Calamaro.
He was one of my father's favourite artists (still is) when i was growing up so at least one of his songs would always play when we were in long car rides, I remember not paying it attention back then but then when I was 15 and going through a really tough phase I just wanted things that reminded me of my childhood so I searched him up. Best decission of my life.
He is not actually spanish-spanish, as he is from argentina (so argentinian) but the guy loves spain more than his home country so he lives here and he has more of a spanish accent rather than an argentinian one.
He plays rock, he started out in the 80s so 80s Spanish Rock, but BUT this dude has SO MANY genres mixed up in his albums. You've got rock, obviously, but then you can also find blues, songs with jazz soundtracks, pop, rap, and lana-del-rey esque monologues over a song.
I love him so much he is actually my favourite singer, not only Spanish but like ever ever out of everyone<333
YOU LIKE CALAMARO?????? FUCK YEAAAAAH
i haven't heard anything from him in a very very long time but i love his work. and yeah, i absolutely get your feeling, his music evokes so much nostalgia. i love it :D
do you like any other hispanic artist????
Me: *likes a post about a sub!male character x dom!fem reader*
This fucking hellsite: *jumpscaring me with sub!fem reader x dom!male character content on my dash because it's "based on your likes"*
Me:
the struggle is real
omg this is so real, like tumblr ml please stop💔 i get jumpscared by random dom!male super hardcore daddy kink posts (no kinkshaming intended) like what does a girl have to do to get some sub!male content around here? do i have to write it myself? cause i will and i am.
sub!male content is a rare breed i fear 😞

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~♡ꜝꜞ ❝ 𝓒OO's pet ❞ ────── · · Tech Worker! Sam Winchester x fem ! boss ! reader
a / n : OMFG I AM FERAL FOR THIS SAM AHSAJFDASDJGA
character/s featured. sam wessner (winchester) .ᐟ dean smith (winchester) .ᐟ rating: smut .ᐟ
summary : floor 7's Tech Worker Samuel Wessner is constantly being seen on the elevator riding up to the top notch floors, what reason could there be behind it?
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dean winchester as the filling in an angel sandwich !!
The air in the crawlspace was thick with dust, ancient magic, and the oppressive, metallic tang of old copper piping. It was a maintenance shaft, barely wider than a man’s shoulders, that ran behind the walls of the old warehouse. It was also the only place to hide when a dozen demons had swarmed the main floor, their arrival a nasty surprise for what was supposed to be a simple reconnaissance mission.
You were pressed against the cold, corrugated metal of the far wall, your vessel’s form humming with a barely contained energy that was the equivalent of a human’s anxiety. It wasn't fear for yourself; it was the acute, sharp-edged concern for the two beings you shared this cramped space with. Your partner, Castiel, had his back to the opposite wall, his worn trench coat brushing against the grime. And between you, trapped in the most literal sense imaginable, was Dean Winchester.
Dean was the filling. The very unwilling, very overheated, very mortified filling of the most impossible sandwich in the history of the universe.
He was pressed between you and Cas with an intimacy that would have made a lesser man pass out. His shoulder blades were flush against Castiel’s chest, and he could feel the hard, unyielding plane of the angel’s body through his own flannel shirt. Lower down, the pressure was even more distinct: the unmistakable, solid warmth of Castiel’s hips and groin was firmly, unshakeably nestled against the curve of his ass. He was trying, with every fiber of his being, not to think about the fact that an angel of the Lord was essentially spooning him against his will.
And then there was you. You were his front. He was face-to-boobs with you, his nose practically brushing the fabric of your shirt. His hands, at his sides, were trapped uselessly. His hips, however, were not. They were pressed directly against you, the hard line of his arousal (and yes, he was trying to will it away, trying to think about Sam’s dirty socks, taxidermy, reruns of Dr. Sexy, M.D., Castiel dressed as a nun- wow, rewind, he'd definetely have to explore that thought later in the shower- anything) making a desperate, unwanted connection with the soft strength of your thighs and the tempting apex of your legs.
His face was the color of a ripe tomato. Sweat beaded on his forehead, and he could feel the heat radiating off of him in waves. He was a furnace.
And you and Cas were completely oblivious to his state.
“The primary threat has been neutralized,” Castiel stated, his voice a low, rumbling hum that vibrated through Dean’s back. He was utterly, infuriatingly calm. His posture was relaxed against the wall. He might as well have been standing in a park. “However, the secondary wave is sweeping the eastern perimeter. We are, for the moment, undetectable. We should remain in situ.”
“Agreed,” you replied, your voice a melodic whisper that was just as level. Dean could feel your breath puff against his hair. “The residual energy from the sigils on the outer walls are masking our presence. To move now would be to risk alerting them. They’re hunting, not just guarding. They’ll be thorough.”
Cas gave a curt nod, the movement of his head brushing against the short hairs at the nape of Dean’s neck. “Then we wait. It is the most logical course of action.”
Dean clenched his jaw. He was going to have a stroke. He was going to die of a heart attack at the ripe old age of 20-something between two beings that were literally the definition of divine, and his ghost was going to haunt Sam forever, he'd make damn sure of it.
“Hey, uh, guys?” Dean interjected, his voice coming out a little higher than he’d like, strangled and croaky. “Not to interrupt your book club, but any chance we can figure this out before I spontaneously combust?”
You looked at him, your brow furrowing in that charmingly perplexed way of yours. “Spontaneous combustion in humans is a result of internal, not external, factors, Dean. You are not in danger of catching fire.”
“I’m not so sure about that,” he muttered, trying to subtly shift his hips to relieve the pressure against his own. It was a terrible idea. The minute he moved, the fabric of his jeans dragged against you, and he felt his own body betray him with an immediate, traitorous twitch. He froze, his face flushing a deep, mortifying red.
“You are agitated,” Castiel himmed in, his voice holding a note of clinical observation. “Your heart rate is elevated and your temperature is increasing.”
“Gee, ya think?” Dean gritted out, his voice strangled.
"I am certain, these are facts."
"Can't we just make a run for i-"
He was cut off. Not by a word, but by a gesture so casual, so utterly dismissive, it sent a jolt of pure, electrified shock straight to his core. Castiel, without a single break in his composure, lifted a hand and placed it on the back of Dean’s head. With a gentle, but inexorable, shove, he pushed.
Dean’s face was unceremoniously smushed into your chest.
"Dean, you must cease speaking and let us discuss the course of action."
It was soft. It was warm. And it smelled like ozone, clean linen, and something uniquely you. His mouth was parted in surprise, and his lips were pressed directly against the swell of your breast, his nose buried in the fabric at your sternum. The scent was dizzying, an angelic perfume that was both calming and wildly, terrifyingly arousing.
A strangled, choked-off sound escaped his throat. He jerked, a purely instinctual reaction. His hips bucked forward into the cradle of your thighs, his now-hard cock grinding against you. The contact was electrifying, a shocking jolt of pleasure that shot straight to his core. Then, as if on a rebound, he jerked back, his ass pressing firmly against Castiel’s crotch, and he could feel the angel’s answering hardness there too. It was a full-circle moment of absolute, dizzying mortification.
He felt like a bug pinned to a board.
Castiel continued his statement, his voice not so much as wavering. “As the structural integrity of these older edifices is often compromised. A move would be ill-advised.”
You, meanwhile, were looking down at the mop of short, sandy-brown hair now pressed against your chest. Your eyes, which were your most expressive feature, flickered with a complex mix of amusement, fondness, and a spark of something deeper, something that bordered on hunger. You didn’t move him. You simply let him stay there, his face buried in your cleavage, his body trembling between you and Cas.
He let out a muffled, desperate sound against your chest, a sound that was part protest and part plea, his hands finally coming to grasp at your hips in search of stability.
“Dean,” you said softly, your voice a gentle murmur. “The pressure of your discomfort is… loud. It’s creating a distress signal. If you could perhaps… calm yourself? It will help maintain our cover.”
It was the kindest, most condescending thing anyone had ever said to him while he was using their chest as a pillow.
Dean tried to mumble a protest, but it was muffled by fabric. He could feel your heartbeat, steady and slow, like a drumbeat beneath his ear. He could feel the faint, ethereal warmth of your vessel’s skin. And behind him, he could feel Castiel, stoic and unmoving as a statue, a solid, unshakeable presence that was too close and not close enough.
He felt insignificant. He felt small. He felt human, fragile, mortal, caught between two cosmic forces that had decided, for some inexplicable reason, that he was interesting. He was a butterfly pinned in a box. An object of reverence and curiosity.
And it was the most insane, humiliating, and utterly amazing thing he’d ever felt.
He barely caught what Castiel said, too focused on keeping the grip of his fingers on your hips not too tight but not too loose either. He only caught onto your response.
“I know. But it is the most efficient solution. We are in a confined space, and our primary objective is to remain undetected until we can complete our mission.”
“Yes,” Cas agreed. “Dean is a variable we must account for.”
Dean, for his part, had never felt less like a variable in his entire life. He felt more like a human-shaped, easily-breakable, and incredibly horny chess piece in a game played by beings far beyond his comprehension. He felt small, insignificant, and utterly at the mercy of the two celestial beings who were currently discussing him like he was a mildly disruptive cargo they were transporting.
It was, he realized with a shudder that was definitely not entirely from the cold, also a major turn-on.
He swallowed, his throat dry. He was so utterly, completely screwed.
The next thing he knew, Castiel’s voice was soft in his ear. “The way is clear. We can go now, Dean.”
Dean was unceremoniously shoved from the confines of the small space. He stumbled into the dimly lit corridor, his legs weak, his face a flaming beacon of mortification. He felt like a man who had gone straight to heaven and been summarily kicked back down to earth, all in the span of twenty minutes. He stood there, blinking, trying to remember how to walk.
Sam was waiting standing by the Impala, a few blocks away, his face a mask of concern that quickly morphed into a baffled frown as Dean entered his visual camp, a little breathless, his face still glowing with a tell-tale flush.
Dean clapped him on the shoulder with a little too much force. His eyes were wide, his pupils blown wide, he looked like he’d just stared straight into god's eyes.
“Dean?” Sam asked, following his brother as they took their seats inside the car, his face creasing with confusion. “You okay? You look… weird. Did you hit your head?”
You and Cas slipped into the backseat as if you hadn’t just provided the most intense sexual experience of Dean’s life without even touching him below the waist.
He gripped the steering wheel, his knuckles white. He didn’t answer. He couldn’t. His mind was still back in that closet.
He glanced in the rearview mirror. You were looking out the window, your face placid. Cas was looking at Dean, his head tilted in that familiar, bird-like way. There was a hint of something in the angel’s gaze, something that looked a lot like amusement.
Dean swallowed, his voice croaking out a single word. “Beer. I need beer.”
He needed a lot of it. And maybe a cold shower. And another one of these hunts. Anything to get back in that closet. This time, he thought, a wild, reckless thought, maybe they wouldn’t be in such a hurry to leave.
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dean winchester and the dilemma of the average man, ft. angel! reader
The bunker’s air was always still, tasting faintly of old paper and dust. You had felt the distinct, familiar pulse of Dean’s soul from three rooms away, a vibrant, complicated hum that was easy to track. You didn’t think to knock. Such formalities were for humans.
You turned the handle and walked in.
Dean was halfway through a shirt change, a black Henley bunched around his shoulders, his torso bare and flushed from the heat of… whatever activity he’d been engaged in. He froze, his eyes wide as they met yours. “Hey! A little warning next time, would ya? I’m indecent here!”
But you didn’t answer. You couldn't.
The room, the half-packed duffel bag, the pile of dirty laundry—they all faded into insignificance. Your focus narrowed to Dean’s eyes. They were the color of whiskey in sunlight, a familiar, beautiful shade you'd cataloged as soon as you laid eyes on him. Then, your gaze began its slow, meticulous descent.
Your eyes traced the strong column of his throat, where a faint, attractive blush was starting to creep up from his chest. You followed the sharp line of his collarbone, down to the broad, freckled expanse of his chest. You noted the soft dusting of hair, the way his breath was becoming shallow, the faint sheen of sweat.
You continued your examination. Your eyes moved down his stomach, mapping the defined lines of his abdomen, the way the muscles tightened under your silent appraisal. You lingered on the elegant, muscular V that dipped below the waistband of his black boxers, the one that pointed like an arrow to the very heart of the matter.
And there, you paused. For three full seconds, your gaze rested on the undeniable, impressive package that was outlined under the black, thin, cloth. It was a purely objective observation, a collection of data to be processed.
Then, just as suddenly, your gaze snapped back up to his face.
Dean’s face was now a remarkable shade of crimson. It was the color of a ripe, sun-warmed tomato. His jaw was slack, his eyes still wide. He wasn't moving. He wasn’t even trying to cover himself. He just stood there, his soul flickering with a chaotic mix of mortification, confusion, and something else, something hotter that made his blush intensify.
“You are better equipped than the average man.” you stated, your voice a factual, calm monotone. The words were clinical, but there was an underlying warmth to your tone, a hint of.. cheerful acknowledgment. You were just stating a fact, after all.
With that, you turned, walked to the door, and closed it softly behind you.
You had taken exactly four steps down the hall when the door flew open again.
“Hey- HEY WAIT! HEY! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???”
Dean’s voice was a frantic, strangled shout. You heard a series of thumps and a strangled curse as he apparently tripped over his own feet. You glanced back over your shoulder to see him hopping on one leg, his jeans halfway up his thighs, his face now a shade of scarlet that matched the bunker’s old brick. He was frantically trying to pull the zipper up, stumbling into the wall with a loud bang.
Sam, a book in his hand, rounded the corner from the library. He stopped dead, his eyebrows shooting up to his hairline as he watched his brother, pants half-on and face on fire, screaming down the hall after you.
“Dean… what are you doing?” Sam asked, his voice a perfect blend of exasperation and utter disbelief.
Dean, now having stopped and wrestling with the zipper, didn’t even acknowledge his brother. He just pointed a shaking finger at your back. “YOU! GET BACK HERE! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!”
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fuck rodrina i'm pushing the regiffer agenda
you're so creative omfg. i srsly became dependent of your writing 🙏🏻
HAI HAIIII ashgragsdalsdjaksd ILYSM THANK U THANK UUUU also i was meaning to ask u, i love ur pfp, where is it from???
it's from a photoshoot zendaya and robert pattinson made to promote 'the drama'
love your blog theme. captures spn's early seasons vibes :D
OHHH YES!! thank u smmm i find that photoshoot very aesthetically pleasing, and you chose such a good theme to pair it up with the pfp on ur bloggg
ALSO THANK U SM UR SO KINDDDD<33333
THANK YOUUUUUU BABE :D

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you're so creative omfg. i srsly became dependent of your writing 🙏🏻
HAI HAIIII ashgragsdalsdjaksd ILYSM THANK U THANK UUUU also i was meaning to ask u, i love ur pfp, where is it from???
it's from a photoshoot zendaya and robert pattinson made to promote 'the drama'
love your blog theme. captures spn's early seasons vibes :D