BALD GUY FIGHT MEGA TOURNAMENT
The long awaited Bald Guy Fight Mega Tournament is here! With 112 randomly generated matches from the submissions form, each match will last a week until there is one final bald guy standing! The winner of the Mega Tournament will face off against Megamind, the winner from the main Bald Guy Fight bracket.
4 polls will be published daily at 12 pm CST starting June 11. Additionally, I will be adding the reasoning for the beloved bald guys (if provided in the form) under the cut of each poll for funsies <3
I’m not making a visual bracket because uhhhh that would be a fucking nightmare, but pair ups are under the cut!
1. George "Sticky" Washington (The Mysterious Benedict Society) VS Grog Strongjaw (Critical Role/Legend of Vox Machina)
2. Elliot Stabler (Law and Order: Organized Crime) VS Calliope (Homestuck)
3. Rupaul (IRL) VS Ched (Centaur World)
4. Hajime Suguroku (Nanbaka) VS Charlie Brown (Peanuts comics)
5. Imperator Furiosa (Mad Max Fury Road) VS Henry Spencer (Psych)
6. Captain Ptolemaius Pryce (Disco Elysium) VS King Pin (Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse)
7. Kermit the Frog (The Muppets) VS Dimple (Mob Psycho 100)
8. Dill Wedekind (Cul de Sac comics) VS Soon Shoo-Jee-Deh-Shan-Taiyeh the Fool​ish Magistrate (Sagwa The Chinese Siamese Cat)
9. The Grim Reaper (The Adventures of Billy and Mandy) VS Okoye (Black Panther)
10. Kirby (Kirby franchise) VS Ikkaku Madarame (Bleach)
11. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (IRL) VS Szeth Son Son Vallano (The Stormlight Archive)
12. Elisha the Prophet (The Bible) VS Lady Cassandra (Doctor Who)
13. Oliver Warbucks (Annie) VS Bald Eagle (IRL)
14. Hubert (Garfield) VS Gal Dukat (Star Trek: Deep Space 9)
15. Tien Shinhan (Dragon Ball Z) VS Colin Robinson (What We Do in the Shadows)
16. Moon (FNAF) VS Crawford Tillinghast (From Beyond)
17. Zim (Invader Zim) VS Grognak The Destroyer, Attorney At Law, Esquire, M.D. (CallMeKevin Cinematic Universe)
18. Mr. X (Amphibia) VS Oren Pierre Alfonzo (Kamen Rider Gaim)
19. Yoshinobu Gakuganji (Jujutsu Kaisen) VS Benson (Regular Show)
20. Johnny Sins (Adult Entertainment) VS Thomas Karl Leonard Kemmerich (IRL)
21. Shiraishi Yoshitake (Golden Kamuy) VS Exeggcute (Pokemon)
22. Sigma (Mega Man X) VS Hank (Breaking Bad)
23. Master Xehanort (Kingdom Hearts) VS Ramuh (Final Fantasy)
24. Wade Wilson (Marvel) VS Kratos (God of War)
25. Konekomaru Miwa (Blue Exorcist) VS George Costanza (Seinfeld)
26. Richard Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball) VS Calliborn (Homestuck)
27. Terry Crews (IRL) VS Illia (Star Trek: The Motion Picture)
28. Captain Grime (Amphibia) VS Pinhead (Hellraiser)
29. Mr. Moisendz (IRL) VS Bruke Lapadura (Identity V)
30. Krillin (Dragon Ball Z) VS Larry the Cucumber (Veggietales)
31. Mike Ehrmantraut (Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul) VS Lake (Infinity Train)
32. Tenzin (Legend of Korra) VS Agent 47 (Hitman)
33. Strongbad (Homestar Runner) VS Ingo (Pokemon)
34. Bob Duncan (Good Luck Charlie) VS Asajj Ventress (Star Wars)
35. Brahma (Record of Ragnarok) VS Ford Cruller (Psychonauts)
36. Lindal of Broome (Deltora Quest) VS Pim Pimling (Smiling Friends)
37. Greg Universe (Steven Universe) VS Captain Xandis (Critical Role)
38. Lennier (Babylon 5) VS Alan Brady (The Dick Van Dyke Show)
39. Gluttony (Fullmetal Alchemist) VS Craig Boone (Fallout New Vegas)
40. Mike Wazowski (Monsters Inc) VS Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)
41. Mr. Bubbles (Lilo & Stitch) VS Kongo Sensei (Houseki no Kuni)
42. Babish (IRL) VS Lance Strongbow (Rapunzel’s Tangled Adventure)
43. Beerus (Dragon Ball Z) VS Burt Hummel (Glee)
44. Shido Masayoshi (Persona 5) VS Cranky Doodle Donkey (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
45. Crewmate (Among Us) VS Diglett (Pokemon)
46. Charon (John Wick) VS Danny Devito (IRL)
47. Mace Windu (Star Wars) VS Gerald Robotnik (Sonic)
48. Fishman (The Shape of Water) VS Samuel L. Jackson (IRL)
49. Nick Fury (Marvel) VS Dion (Raising Dion)
50. King Rameses (Prince of Egypt/Stacy's Dad Hercules Edit) VS Bertram (Jessie)
51. Dominic Toretto (Fast & Furious) VS Oshare Bones (Puyo Puyo)
52. Gunthrie “Gunnie” Miggles-Rashbax (Dimension 20: A Starstruck Odyssey) VS Vlad Olgimsky (Pathologic)
53. Ghandi (IRL) VS Imogen Temult (Critical Role)
54. Captain Raymond Holt (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) VS Black Pete (Our Flag Means Death)
55. Patrick Stewart (IRL) VS Captain Underpants (Captain Underpants series)
56. Mike Ehrmantraut (Breaking Bad) VS Vsauce Micheal (IRL)
57. Jayavarman VII (Civilization VI) VS Ellen Ripley (Alien 3)
58. Tim Lockewood (Cloud with a Chance of Meatballs) VS Patches (Demon Souls, Dark Souls I, Dark Souls III, Bloodborne, and Elden Ring)
59. Chef (Total Drama Island) VS The President of Hocotate Freight (Pikmin 2)
60. BĹŤ/Boy (Spirited Away) VS Face of Boe (Doctor Who)
61. Superintendent Chalmers (The Simpsons) VS Magnus (the Rogue) (Minecraft Story Mode)
62. Harold Smiley (Steven Universe) VS Roy Greenhilt (Order of the Stick)
63. The Elsen (OFF) VS Hank J Wimbleton (Madness Combat)
64. Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkle Emmanuel Ambriose Diggs (Oz) VS Hook Hand (Tangled)
65. Domovoi Butler (Artemis Fowl) VS Brad Armstrong (Lisa: The Painful RPG)
66. Karate Joe (Rhythm Heaven) VS Darth Maul (Star Wars)
67. Melvin Cooley (The Dick Van Dyke Show) VS Barnacle Boy (Spongebob Squarepants)
68. Balloony (Phineas and Ferb) VS Dr. Rufus (Magisterium)
69. The Borg Queen (Star Trek) VS Ronan Lynch (The Raven Cycle)
70. Fresh Cut Grass (Critical Role) VS Alfred Pennyworth (Batman)
71. Seth Everman (IRL) VS Fone Bone (Bones comics)
72. Rufus (Kim Possible) VS Silver Surfer (Marvel)
73. Doomfist/Akande Ogundimu (Overwatch) VS Teal'c (Stargate)
74. Jack Manifold (IRL) VS Shoola (Arcane)
75. Sundowner (Metal Gear Rising Revengence) VS Colin Mochrie (IRL)
76. Conrad Kellogg (Fallout 4) VS Piccolo (Dragon Ball Z)
77. Sinan Engin (IRL) VS Wallace (Wallace & Gromit)
78. Wayne (The Hylics) VS Jinora (The Legend of Korra)
79. Koji Koda (My Hero Academia) VS Victor Zsasz (DC Comics)
80. Your Grandpa (IRL) VS My School Principal (IRL)
81. Petyr (What We Do in the Shadows) VS Karl Pilkington (The Ricky Gervais Show)
82. Goma Simpson (The Simpsons) VS naked mole rats (IRL)
83. Blendin Blenjamin Blandin (Gravity Falls) VS Deacon (Fallout 4)
84. Tommy Pickles (Rugrats) VS Henry Stickmin (The Henry Stickmin Collection)
85. baldguy-fight mod (IRL) VS Rusty Venture (Venture Brothers)
86. Yasushi Takagi (Nana) VS Jack (Jack in the Box)
87. Yuugo Tennouji (Steins;Gate 0) VS Nebula (Marvel)
88. Kaseki (Dr. Stone) VS Sphynx cats (IRL)
89. Elmer Fudd (Looney Tunes) VS Bossuet/Lesgle (Les Miserables)
90. Gennai (Digimon Adventures) VS John Locke (LOST)
91. Bubby (Half Life but the AI is self-aware) VS Mr. Six (Six Flags commercials)
92. Eustace Bagge (Courage the Cowardly Dog) VS Tumblr anon (Tumblr)
93. Dante (Vanitas no Carte) VS Vin Diesel (IRL)
94. Tanaka Ryunosuke (Haikyuu!!) VS Babish (IRL)
95. Heather (Total Drama Island) VS Pops (Regular Show)
96. Steve Harvey (IRL) VS Gargamel (The Smurfs)
97. Hop Pop (Amphibia) VS Doc Scratch (Homestuck)
98. Kamajī (Spirited Away) VS Popeye (Popeye)
99. Vivec (Morrowind) VS Gaster (Undertale)
100. Connecticut Clark (Tumblr) VS John Bacchus (Future Diary)
101. Slenderman (Creepypasta) VS Quark (Star Trek)
102. Megatron (Transformers) VS Chibita (Osomatsu-san)
103. Ummibozu (Gintama) VS Dopey (Snow White and the Seven Dwarves)
104. Marv (Going Under) VS Stannis Baratheon (Game of Thrones)
105. Victor "Cyborg" Stone (DC Comics) VS Gobber the Belch (HTTYD)
106. Melody (Hunter x Hunter) VS Beluga whale (IRL)
107. Takeo Go (Zombie Land Saga) VS Riffraff (Rocky Horror Picture Show)
108. Solas (Dragon Age) VS Casper the Friendly Ghost (Casper the Friendly Ghost)
109. eteleD (Wii Deleted You) VS Squidward Tentacles (Spongebob Squarepants)
110. Stonks Man (memes) VS Bingus (IRL)
111. Kim Kitsuragi (Disco Elysium) VS Omi (Xiaolin Showdown)
112. Xoloitzcuintle (IRL) VS Jet Black (Cowboy Bebop)
