Not Ash’s First Choice.... But Still Relevant

I’ll know I’ve made it when I can buy lunch ables for a meal every day

The kids who prefered the bruised parts of the banana are serial killers now

Me when I first joined tumblr: so... where are the fandoms... 🤔

I asked this guy if he knew what Tom Houston’s was and he said “isn’t that the guy who wrote the series of unfortunate events”

When you’re walking towards someone in a hallways and u both step to go around each other in the same way then step the other way at the same time too and suddenly you’re playing basketball with each other

If u had a room in ur house that u put mushrooms in it u could call it ur mush-room

Can’t say goopiness without saying goo penis

Why does YouTube keep your dislikes videos? Like? Am I gunna wanna go back and watch them again??

CloTheS arE huMan peEls the sAme aS bAnAna peAls aRe cLOthEs to bAnaNAs