butch goblin

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

Joy and whimsy detected! This snower (snail shower) is joyful and whimsical! 🐌🚿

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What