if people could put rainbows in zoos

listen, I'm not saying we should get Diana by One Direction in the charts during the coronation, but I am saying it would be funny

what if everyone referred to him solely as "princess diana's ex-husband"

we take you now live to the shamefully expensive spectacle: the coronation of princess diana's ex-husband

what have i been up to? enriching my life with experiences. learning new things. feeling intense feelings bc we all die one day and the worst thing u can do to yourself is live life like u wanna pass the time. the usual

The funniest fucking thing about the Justice League as a whole is they all have an incredibly strong moral compass but that moral compass is entirely dependent on Clark serving as the magnetic moral north

Like 9 times out of 10 in aus or what ifs where Superman Snaps in some way everyone is just like damn. Guess I'm going down with him. They really just all outsourced their ethical code to the one guy with loving parents huh

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

Hey op google what LCD stands for

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs