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(via Milly, Lily, and Billie)  3 sisters with rainbow hair and dumb face tattoos.

Milly, Lily, and Billie were a trio of delightfully chaotic sisters who turned heads everywhere they went—not because they were particularly graceful, but because their rainbow hair was hard to miss, and their unfortunate face tattoos were even harder to ignore.

One fine Saturday, the sisters decided to enter a "Most Memorable Siblings" contest at the local fair. Milly, the self-declared leader, sported a tattoo of a toaster on her cheek, claiming it was symbolic of "breaking bread" with others. Lily, the middle sister and the supposed intellectual, had the phrase "Trust No Duck" inked on her forehead after a particularly traumatic childhood incident involving an aggressive mallard. And Billie, the free-spirited youngest sister, went with a simple yet enigmatic tattoo of a potato, right smack on her nose.

Their strategy for winning the contest? Interpretive dance. Each sister represented a different element: Milly was Fire (thanks to an ill-advised sparkler she twirled), Lily was Water (she brought a garden hose, naturally), and Billie was Earth (she literally rolled in mud five minutes before their performance).

Unfortunately, their plan began to unravel as Milly accidentally set her own sparkler too close to Lily's hair, which immediately ignited. Lily responded by blasting the garden hose at her, dousing the crowd instead, while Billie—ever the wild card—decided to improvise by pelting random bystanders with clumps of dirt.

The performance ended in utter chaos, but to everyone's surprise, they won the contest. Why? Because the judges couldn't stop laughing, and the category shifted mid-event to "Most Unforgettable Moment."