bassists more like baessists am i right ladies

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

and that’s where the true magic happens

literally am so bad at keeping in contact w people over social media/text like if i can’t see u in front of me i forget u r real i am like a baby

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

*stares at selfies until they turn ugly* I knew it

I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

Stop disturbing women you’re not ready for. Please

Am I the only one that literally can’t see any future like I am trying to build a career, something, yet everything seems so fragile and uncertain it makes me feel so anxious I could barf