Not Kinkshaming If They Dont Exist

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

That one Thomas Jefferson au. You know the one.

Minecraft Youtuber Face Reveals

Literally any Cards Against Humanity card

Laser Hair Removal

Hoarding Canon URLs

Accountants

Homestuck

Forgetting to tag posts

Buying a website for $1.1 Billion and then reselling it to Auttomatic for $3 Million

Cheeto Dust

Jumpscares

The noise Pac-Man makes when he eats a power pellet

Corporate Espionage

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

The sweetest, kindest, most beautiful boy you have ever met, handing you a piece of chocolate, and tearfully saying, “I’m sorry about your uterus.”