Today is the grand opening of...

Professor Brofisting's Top Chop Sticker Shop

...to raise some extra money to help cover my upcoming top surgery expenses!

Stickers are available catering to every possible interest: yaoi, existential dread, omegaverse, Ibuprofen... and more (admittedly not much more, but what else is there, really??). These stickers will be printed by @graycatatelier and shipped out in November.

BROWSE & BUY HERE → KO-FI.COM/BROFISTING/SHOP

Nine years ago I had the incredible honor of contributing to RAW: a Hannibal/Will Fanthology (@rawfanzine), but never got around to selling my contributor copies. Well, nearly a decade later, here we are!

Each 8.5"x11" hardcover book comes with gilded page edges, a spot-gloss blood spatter on the cover, full-color endpapers, and a red satin ribbon bookmark, as well as two gold seals and a bookplate. You can check out the zine's Kickstarter and Tumblr for more previews, pictures, and information.

I have eight copies of this absolutely stunning fanthology currently available, so if you would like one, you can grab one here for $30 plus shipping.

Please note that I will not be able to refund or replace lost or damaged books. Once it's out of my hands, it's out of my hands.

I am shipping from the US, so be advised that there are some countries I am unable to ship to at this time, and international shipping prices will almost certainly be exorbitant.

You must be 18+ to order.

If you are unable to snag a physical copy, then definitely check out the digital PDF, which B/I Press is offering right here!

The 💖 Omegaverse Fraternity Omega Capsule 💖 is now on sale!!! Get yours today!!!

For those of you who wanted to represent the brotherhood, but personally would prefer to wear something a bit less subtle. And a bit more babygirl.

It's been a while, so let's do it! Use code UNIONSTRONG through next Thursday (7/20) to take 10% off most merch in the Omegaverse Fraternity store〜

GOT MY OWN SHIRT IN THE MAIL AND IMMEDIATELY ✂️✂️✂️

If you haven’t gotten one yet, may I recommend…. getting one? And if you have, may I recommend….. getting another and cutting the sleeves off to wear to the gym?

You’ve heard* of the fraternities Pi Kappa Alpha… Sigma Alpha Epsilon… Beta Theta Phi…… but what about…

🪢 ALPHA BETA OMEGA 🪢 ?

Is this a joke? Yes! Can you actually buy these things? Also yes! A bunch of college students get to wear mysterious Greek letter combinations on their chests to signal to others In The Know what their deal is… why should they have all the fun? It’s our turn, and our thing is better. Objectively. Probably. Or worse? But more fun FOR SURE. Ideal clothing for making weird eye contact with the other online-looking person at the grocery store or gym, confusing your boss over a video call, or meeting your fandom Discord squad for outdoor brunch!

→ GET YOUR ABΩ FRATERNITY MERCH HERE

Because I’m not gonna lie I would plaster my entire car with them.

(I did order a shirt already I’m very excited.)

Because I’m not gonna lie I would plaster my entire car with them.

(I did order a shirt already I’m very excited.)

You’ve heard* of the fraternities Pi Kappa Alpha… Sigma Alpha Epsilon… Beta Theta Phi…… but what about…

🪢 ALPHA BETA OMEGA 🪢 ?

Is this a joke? Yes! Can you actually buy these things? Also yes! A bunch of college students get to wear mysterious Greek letter combinations on their chests to signal to others In The Know what their deal is… why should they have all the fun? It’s our turn, and our thing is better. Objectively. Probably. Or worse? But more fun FOR SURE. Ideal clothing for making weird eye contact with the other online-looking person at the grocery store or gym, confusing your boss over a video call, or meeting your fandom Discord squad for outdoor brunch!

→ GET YOUR ABΩ FRATERNITY MERCH HERE

𝓑𝓸𝓷𝓾𝓼: Order this weekend (October 22-23) and use discount code FALL22RUSH for 10% off!

While the discount code was for the first weekend, these aren’t going anywhere! The way the printing service works is that they print in batches; tonight the first batch is closing so they can be printed and sent out to people who have already ordered theirs, but ANOTHER WILL IMMEDIATELY OPEN. So you can order whenever!

Thank you so much to everyone for your interest & support so far that has let me go to print on the first set today!! There will be more printed in the future, if you want!!