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mun speaking!! this is an independent RP blog for the Bad Batch. all posts will be (mostly) SFW, and anything that isn't will be tagged appropriately. this is a side blog, therefore this blog can't send asks, follow other blogs, or like posts; asks will be sent anonymously, stating that this blog is the one sending it. also, this blog will NOT be spoiler-free, so be warned!! if you have any further questions, feel free to message me!

Hello, Tech here. (and Wrecker too!)

To interact with this blog, either tag us or send us an ask. The members currently running this blog are as follows, along with their designated color:

Hunter (the leader)

Tech (the smart one)

Wrecker (the strong one!!!)

Crosshair (the grumpy one)

Echo (he's technically not with us atm but he still has access to the blog)

Omega (the smallest one)

Here is a link to an introduction post containing various information about each of us: CLICK HERE

Messages and posts will be marked by whomever is speaking, usually by color, or some other form of identification. Any additional members added in the future will also be added to the list (or, ya know, if someone hacks into our account or steals Tech's datapad or whatever haha!). Please refrain from sending in anything inappropriate as there is a child partially running this blog (or just state that the message is NSFO - not safe for Omega!!).

Also, please note that we are a busy bunch and may not get to your message right away. Do not hound us to answer your message (sendin' in a reminder is fine!), or it will be promptly deleted.

That is all. We look forward to interacting with you (seriously, it gets SO boring around here sometimes!).

Hunter's already in bed, Omega's sleeping over at Lyana's place, Tech is workin on some project that he won't tell me what it is, and Crosshair is... Crosshair.

the weird thing is I'm tired, but my brain just won't shut off! I got a bunch of stuff runnin through my head, but my body's like... nahhhhh

anybody got advice on what I should do?

I'm actually glad to be rid of the stupid thing. It was causing me more problems than it was worth. But I have a whole new set of problems now. Omega says I need to learn to rely on other people more... peh. What a way to force life lessons on someone.

Story of my life, I suppose.

Could've stuck with the meditations and been fine. But no, here we are, having to force growth and change on others. This galaxy just loves to include me in its selfish whims. Oh well.

Tech offered to give me a new hand, same as he did Echo. I'm torn about it. As much as I'd like to have the ability to not do everything one-handed, it... doesn't feel right. Echo's gotten along fine without a second hand. And I'm more than capable of doing tasks, even with a single hand.

Hmph.

Whatever.

I don't even know why I'm writing all of this down here. It's not like anybody is going to read it. Or even care what I have to say. As if I care what some stranger on the holonet is going to think of me.

Time to practice shooting with AZI again. Hopefully, Batcher won't distract me this time... that darn hound is far too clingy.

I've stated it before, and I'll continue to state it until my demise actually comes. There is nothing to worry yourselves about. I am perfectly fine. Whatever falsities you've been told are merely an attempt to rile emotions.

If you doubt the sincerity of the words, then by all means, feel free to reach out and confirm them for yourself. I would be happy to answer any questions and clear up any confusion one might have about me.

And please, don't forget to take care of yourselves. Depression and grief are well-known to cause a multitude of health issues, and I would hate to be the cause of anyone's deterioration of their self-care.

Everything will be alright. I am here. And I am not going anywhere.

Ok, let's see, what did I do today... oh I remember! The first thing I did was head to Shep and Lyana's house to have breakfast. Normally, I eat with my brothers, but most of them were busy today. Lyana told me I could come over to her house anytime I wanted, so it was no problem! Shep had made some fruit salad for breakfast, which was super yummy.

After that, Lyana and I took Batcher down to the docks. Batcher loves to look at the fish and chase the birds around. She's so cute. Although sometimes she goes a bit too far and jumps into people's boats while chasing those birds. She even did it to my brother Wrecker once; he nearly toppled into the water too! Thankfully, there weren't any boats at the dock we visited today, so Batcher got to chase all the birds she wanted without worry.

For lunch, Lyana and I took some sandwiches up to the Weeping Maya tree, along with the leftover fruit salad from breakfast. While we were eating, I caught my brother Tech heading into the Archium with Phee. I think Phee was bringing in another treasure to put in there. Not sure why Tech went in with her... but I could take a good guess. Those two like hanging out together... a lot.

We spent the rest of the afternoon out on the water, fishing with my brother Wrecker. I like fishing, but I'm not as good at it as Wrecker is. He can pull a fish out of the water with his bare hands! And we got a pretty good haul today too. Wrecker said it was because Lyana and I were "good luck" and that the fish liked us, for some reason.

Everyone gathered together for dinner after that. We decided to use some of the fish we had caught with Wrecker since we'd gotten so much of it. Normally, we like to eat the fish without cooking it, but my brother Hunter really wanted to have it grilled today. He's really good at grilling meats. He said he'd never done it before we moved here, but he's a natural at it! Then again, it feels like there's nothing Hunter can't do. He's so cool...

The last thing I did today was hang out with my brother Crosshair for a bit. He and I have been doing meditations together for a bit now. It's really calming down by the water, perfect for meditating. We have a favorite spot we like to go to away from the village. It's on some rocks, which get nice and cool after the sun goes down. Batcher comes with us sometimes, but tonight, it was just me and Crosshair. I think he's starting to feel a lot better after doing these meditations so much. He acts really calm, but I know he's struggling on the inside... anything I can do to help him, I will.

Ok, I think that's it for today! Not too bad, if I say so myself. Tomorrow, my brother Echo is going to call and check in on us. I can't wait to talk to him again!

Bye for now!

hey, if you guys can see this post, let us know! or send us a message or whatever! I still dunno how this all works!

Hello everyone! This is Omega. Since we've just started up this blog, I thought it would be a good idea to have us introduce ourselves!

I'll go first. Like I said, I'm Omega! I'm the newest member of the Bad Batch, and although I look like the youngest, I'm actually the oldest! I used to live on Kamino working as Nala Se's assistant until my brothers came to rescue me after the Empire took over. I'm really good at using an energy bow and playing strategy games. I have a Tooka doll named Lula that my brother Wrecker gave me. And my Trooper doll too! Oh, and I have a pet! Her name is Batcher, she's a Lurca Hound. Gonky and AZI are part of our family too, but I don't think they'll be joining the blog. Umm. I'm not sure what else to say about myself! I'm still trying to figure things out, honestly. But I'm excited to meet new people and chat with all of you!

Ok, here are my brothers! -Omega ☀

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heya everyone! I'm Wrecker! I like to blow stuff up and eat good food and cause a ruckus! the last part is what Tech and Crosshair say I do anyway haha. I'm the biggest and strongest of all of us and proud of it! I also get called the sweetest one by other people, but idk I think Omega is the sweetest one. I do think of myself as a nice guy tho! just don't get on my bad side hehe. uhh let's see, what else... oh! I only have one eye! my other one's a fake one. if you saw the scar on my head, you'd understand why! oh yeah and I know Omega said I gave Lula to her... which I did! but we still share her. Omega just gets to keep her more often. I don't need Lula THAT much! ...don't listen to anything Crosshair says otherwise. ok I think that's all! lookin' forward to talk with you guys sometime!

-Wrecker 💪🏽

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Hello. This is Tech. I am the main source of information and the main mechanic for the Bad Batch. I possess a high level of intelligence and dexterity that allows for me to bear these titles. I set up this blog as a means for us to get to know the people of this website better, with the hope that it will provide some much-desired information about the society culminated here. In fact, it would be much appreciated if we could get specific information from those who choose to interact with us; anything you're willing to provide will do. Oh. Omega has informed me that this was supposed to just be about myself... I'm afraid the rest will have to wait until another time. Or perhaps saved for potential inquirers. Regardless, I look forward to whatever is gleaned from this experience.

Addendum: It appears as though there's some confusion surrounding my existence. Misinformation, if you will. Well, I can assure you all that this is one hundred percent the real me, and any rumors surrounding my death have been greatly exaggerated. If you require further proof, by all means, ask for it. That is all.

-Tech 🧠

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Echo here. Wrecker already stated it, but I'm actually a former member of the squad. I'm also a former member of the 501st Legion. I still consider myself a part of the family though (and the others do as well), which I appreciate. I have several cybernetic augmentations and limbs, curtesy of the Techno Union, thanks to an accident I endured a few years ago. It's fine, I'm over it now. I've accepted who I am, and if other people can't, then that's their problem. I probably won't be as active here as the others, but I'm more than happy to answer any questions thrown my way.

Thanks. -Echo 🔌

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hey. name's Hunter. i'm the leader of this squad. i have enhanced senses and am good with blades. my face has half a tattoo on it. i like to keep my hair back with a bandana. don't mess with my squad or you'll regret it. i don't know what else to say. i'm no good with technology stuff.

(Addendum: It's true, it took him 15 minutes just to write all of this out. -Tech)

-Hunter 💀

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The name's Crosshair. I'm a sharpshooter, and the best damn one you'll ever meet. If you want to know more about me so badly, then ask me yourself. Information like that doesn't come for free, after all. I don't care how much Omega fusses at me about it either. Like she's doing right now. Yes, that's correct. Keep fussing, kid, and I'll just keep mentioning it. Pout all you want. Cry, even. Anyway... my actions speak louder than my words. Send me questions if you want, I don't care. Just know that you're more likely to get a decent conversation out of me than Hunter. The man can't even capitalize his sentences correctly. So go ahead. Ask me something. Just don't expect anything... pleasant in response.

Oh... and Wrecker was totally lying about Lula.