Talking to people is so hard because everyone has an image in their head of who they're talking to and are talking to them instead of you. It's like the hedgehog's dilemma but for words.

You can't communicate. It's just not possible.

this is why you should only ever talk to strangers cuz they do t have a model of you yet

I’m wrestling feelings you’ve never even heard of

He hasn't been the same since saying good night. He's since been laying there for hours in the dark, not looking or hearing... Sometimes I hear him shuffle slightly.

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

what we really need is a male moanliness epidemic am i right folks