Listen to Baby Newz

The Rock says he caused the eclipse. Lady Gaga was funny, too, but Baby doesn't quote know why.

President Trump is on a working vacation. Baby can relate.

President Trump wants Hillary Clinton investigated. Baby draws a parallel to Mommy's criticism of him throwing his bottle.

https://soundcloud.com/babynewz/scaramucci-goes-bye-bye

After a long time away, Baby Newz is back!

Baby wonders if  sanctions placed on Russia will be like sanctions Mommy places on him!

https://soundcloud.com/babynewz/russia-sanctions

Baby Newz announces that he’s back!

Former Tennis star James Blake is tackled by a policeman who is removed from duty. Baby wonders about the confusion in sports.

As Chinese President Xi visits America, Baby's confused by how people pronounce his name. #Jinping

With #PopeFrancis coming to America, Baby wonders why there's all the fuss about him and not other people Baby knows.

Baby's confused by how NFL quarterback Tom Brady would even be able to throw deflated balls -- or why Mommy always laughs.

Baby's excited that there's a new Royal Baby in England! But he's worried  what has to happen for her to become Queen.

 Baby draws from his experience to explain what happened when #FreddieGray died in police custody, and he gives Baltimore a new name.

McDonalds is raising its minimum wage. Baby doesn’t understand why people working at such a fun place need money.

Hillary Clinton declares her presidency. Baby, comparing her to his grandma, questions how "normal" she really is.

Money for fighting?! Baby's can't understand how Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao will earn so much for being naughty.