Halloween themed starters !
â was that someone knocking? its not time for trick or treaters yet. â
â how can you watch movies like this? â
â stop predicting whatâs going to happen next! youâre taking all the fun out of it. â
â you have to get real candy. we canât be known as the house that handed out licorice. â
â if you scare me one more time, youâre going to end up getting hit. â
â you call that a costume? â
â it smells like a pumpkin threw up in here. â
â i brought a ouija board! â
â i donât mess with spirits. â
â youâre just being paranoid. â
â can you go in first? i hate being the lead for haunted houses. â
â do you save all your black clothes just for fall? â
â i hate halloween. â
â halloween parties are only good for two things: dressing in lingerie and getting really, really drunk. â
â did you really eat all the candy? that was for the trick or treaters. â
â i feel like weâre being watched. â
â are you sure this place is abandoned? â
â we really shouldnât be here. â
â why is everyone in horror movies stupid? â
â do not go in there, youâre going to get murdered! â
â iâm no expert, but usually thereâs signs saying âdo not enterâ for a good reason. â
â iâm not scared. â
â canât we just sit on the couch, cuddle, watch scary movies, and eat halloween candy until we puke? â
â arenât you a bit old to be trick or treating? â