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@b-tchcraft​

“you are too sexy to be this sad—no, you know what?” she held up a finger to indicate her pause as she knocked back the rest of her drink, slamming it down on a nearby surface a little too dramatically for a plastic cup. “we are too sexy to be this sad. like it’s such bullshit.” a bottle of cranberry juice in one hand and dark rum in the other, she poured herself a refill of equal parts. “is that an offer, ms. nunez?” she teased, loosely stirring her drink with her finger, “honestly, i’m surprised you haven’t had one already.”

@b-tchcraft​

“...clever and witty?” he was so deep in thought he was squinting as he rounded the pool to meet them. he was also incredibly high, so that was either a blessing or a curse for yael’s visions of vandalism. “bet if you just wrote some dumb shit like ‘n00blord’ he’d actually get bent about it.”