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And he gives it to you as a joke. Like he’s probably laughing while putting it on your finger, fake proposing while saying some stupid shit like “there, don’t say I never bought you anything.” As if he wasn’t aiming for the plastic ring specifically XD

So imagine him being surprised to see you actually wearing the ring. He would be all cocky saying shit like “Yo, who is the lucky bastard got you wifed up?” Does it end there? Yeaaahhh, no. Good luck with him abusing this all shift or maybe a week just to get a reaction.

When you try to argue with him saying ‘l only agreed this to stop the scene you were causing.’ Oh he is having the time of his life. “Well, babe, we’re now legally bound, and seven states recognize this marriage,” with a smug expression calling you “Wifey” at the end.

Does it end there? No, honestly imagine him finally getting to you and you using the ‘divorce’ world around like it’s a genji ult

“Oh my god lane you’re disgusting!”

“You knew that when you married me.” Pointing at the stupid cheap ring like it’s a immediate win rate boaster.

“We’re divorced now.”

Lane just stares at you like “????”

“…What?”

“We’re divorced. I took the ring off.”

Yeahhhh… He actually huffs and looks away like you personally ruined his entire week. Then replies with “Yeah, yeah, whatever. I’ll tell the kids.” LMAO

He makes passive aggressive comments and jokes about “Hope your next husband wins you something better than plastic.” Or straight up “Don’t talk to me. We’re legally separated”

If you hit him with:

“Then why do you care?” He immediately answers with a

“I don’t.”

Meanwhile he’s sulking for the next hour, barely talking, giving her that annoyed side-eye every time you laugh at him.

Oh and if you dare to still laugh?

“Keep laughing. You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone.”

“You’re literally sitting next to me.”

“Enjoy it while it lasts because there is a line for this face-“