30 and trying to get life together

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

We live in a socie-

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

@imfunnydamit

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

World Heritage Post

what i learned here is that rats enjoy cruising

holy SHIT

“Konnichiwa Clarice-chan.”

this might be my favorite gif

the sheer amount of editing they had to do for this picture blows my skull

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