Felonious Spaghetti

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

you people aren't CASTING

Chapter 3 is now up!

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

starting to think the only purpose my uterus serves is ragebaiting me

hey so i know you said you love me but my Everyone Hates Me syndrome is acting up

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars