Lonely And Ramshackle Head

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

Imagining a scene is free. Writing it costs my entire lifespan

dance fucker dance on 940 days left

I need someone to gif this guy's dance so I can use it as a reaction image