"Cause we're gonna shout it loud"

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

can you put that thing on a leash?

the only unproblamatic anime boy is alphonse elric. hes never done a damn thing wrong in his life ever.

Attempted alchemy’s one and only taboo?

he just wanted to see his mother smile again you heartless monster 

Then what did ed do so wrong?

edward was a little bitch

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

All of us tumblr users should take flying lessons and get pilot’s licenses and start Tumblr Airlines so we can all visit each other across the world! Who’s with me!

am i nothing to you