^god thats so fucking cool i can just have that. theres more blinkies down there flash warning just in case but none of them really flash? i think?
things on my blog may be a little bit suggestive, i dont recommend coming here if you dont wanna see that !! it isnt at its core just for that stuff though
hi there! I’m Johnny Tequila but I also go by other names like Hydro / Susie / Johnny / Tequila / Azazel / Dash / whatever biitchh any of those work fine i have so many fucking names
Heres my straw thing send me some gimmicks
heres the system blog thing.
HE/HIM/SHE/IT/ANYTHING ELSE THAT DOES NOT INClude THEY THEM. GET CREATIVE! if you use neopronouns you could use yours as mine. it could be awesome. i will absolutely take a her highness or a her majesty
im like a man and a woman. i love ALL women that means ALL.
#SAGA-1 is the Tag for Me, a Head Mate of The Boss Johnny. You Will see me Here. I am not Making My Own blog.
Yeah i’m a faggot and also a dyke
#1 object kisser
dont worry about posts about me hitting my head, i do that a lot.
you will likely see some suggestive stuff here. whether it be a reblog or me sayin something like “me in the pussy if im being honest” with a gif of a river
blood type: really scary
don’t be an ass only im allowed to be an ass on my blog
i can and will block ANYONE i deem to be a fuckhead. as mentioned previously. dont be a dick.
i think im losing it bitch
so sorry if i don’t understand or know something
im plural???????????????
if i like you then i will KILL you. if i hate you then I will kill YOU (derogatory)
CORRECT ME IF I CALL YOU DUDE OR MAN AND YOU DONT LIKE IT!! IM VERY SORRY im trying to change that away from my default
Please reblog my art.
there’s me. if you wanna imagine me as a weird little freak. or a simplified weird little freak (not necessarily blue usually its black and red or purple and slightly brighter purple or what not.). with the sunglasses dont ever take them off. heyyyy is that my fursona?? THAT WONDERFUL LAST FURSONA ART MADE BY GOOD MUTUAL @/transrobotgecko VERY. COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i was gonna put my secret secret blog here but i dont want rhat to be on my main by default. ask for it
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The soft eyes! The forward facing ears! The question mark tail! Not to mention the poise and control! This little dude is having a blast and is SO good at it!!
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Officially licensed 2006 keychains of a Buzzy Beetle and a Spike Top that took liberties with their design where instead of making their beaks a 3D shape, the beaks were represented by a line drawn on their faces. In addition, the shadow that is normally cast across their eyes is absent as well.
This gave both of them the appearance of smiling, though in a friendly way with the Buzzy Beetle and a mischievous way with the Spike Top.
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in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed
in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed
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With my particular heart problems and flavour preferences this room sounds tailor made specifically to kill me.
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i just don’t get it. where are all the women. where are all the women in your fanfictions. are they all out of town? did they all go on vacation together? do they all have a dentist appointment at the same time?
Bioessentialist Christian separation of the sexes but make it feminist somehow
“The women are smart and emotionally mature so they aren’t doing the stupid things the men are doing” you’re insulting everyone right now. Women can be stupid and messy too cause they’re humans, wild concept
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