"Pretzel boi"

im ok i just need to see some sunlight shining on water

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

I am so thankful that books & reading exist

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling

“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭

Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.

well let’s see if I care

The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.