millstone

“what the fuck’s a notch?”

"it’s like a dare, where if you don’t do it, you have to shave a notch — an indentation or incision on an edge or surface — into your eyebrow. so like, follow your dreams.”

“real life? does this mean you’ve been havin’ dreams about me, audrey? i wasn’t too stressed about telling her in the first place, she’s pretty cool.”

“oh, you know me! — always. well, again, that’s good.”

‘ i keep missing the chaos so i wouldn’t exactly put two and two together. i just hear about it and see the aftermath. ‘

“i’m obviously just a little more advances than you and that’s okay. just kidding. seriously though, i barely know what’s going on half the time, and when i find out, it’s like, a week after, so i feel you.”

“i finally told my mom that i’m going to have a kid soon, and she immediately started going off about the best hospitals in california, and buying a sturdy crib, and baby showers… moral of the story, use protection, pals.”

“real life daddy asher.  it’s good that she took it well, though.”

‘ okay, so like, i had this really nice silk shirt, and for the first time ever i decided that i was going to do laundry all on my own, but like. when i washed that silk shirt with all of my other clothes it got all fucked up ? i just don’t get it, like, i finally tried, and now it’s shitty, and i’m really pissed because i actually paid for that shirt, you know ? and it was all for nothing because now i’m shit out of luck, with a shirt the size of my fucking palm and no will to buy another one. i feel personally attacked by whichever god oversees laundry. ’

“for the first time ever, i decided that i was going to do laundry all on my own, is probably where i should’ve stopped listening. i wonder what happened, though. maybe it’s considered a delicate. i heard you have to wash those differently.  or, now that i think about it, it may just have been the material. don’t fancy shirts have little washing instructions on the tags?”

“i spent most of my day yesterday in the studio with a producer friend of mine from paris. i’m up to something lit, along with zak’s producing touches as well.”

“ does this mean you’re staying out of trouble? — just kidding, that’s none of my business. for real though, it’s cool that people are choosing to be productive, y’know? making something of their time.”

‘ i go to sleep early for one night and chaos erupts… i feel like that seems to happen a lot around here. ‘

“yeah, ‘young adults vacationing in monaco’ is actually synonym for ‘chaos’. it’s almost unfortunate.” 

niko: i saw this guy walking around while i was exploring  niko: and i told him that he was pretty and i wanted to take a selfie with him niko: so hello from me and .. niko: i forgot to get his name :/// 

audrey: he looks like a jake audrey: call him jake