im eating a GIANT BUG.

woah woah woah. i'm majorly confused right meow i think i have my fmas twisted. i just watched the very first ep of fmab, which i usually skip on rewatches because... uh. i dont think its great. but i decided to watch it and i am so so confused. is ed 12? or 15? because elicia already looks like she's like 3 and i know she wasn't delivered by the elrics and nina in bh but i thought that her 4th birthday was when ed was 15. so 3 years later. and i dont know like anything about kids so maybe she is a walking talking 1 year old 🤷 anyways. but yea they also mentioned going to liore? returning orrr going for the first time? IM SO CONFUSED. also i know in both shows there is an "uprising" i suppose in liore but i dont remember if bh shows that? or if its just mentioned????!!???? because in 03 it's a huge plot point. i guess in bh too but its not as. huge and also on screen yaknow. i dunno. i think the first ep of bh is like the worst first ep of anything i've ever watched if i hadn't already watched 03 and loved fma i would've given up on fmab. they shoulda just started with liore tbh. it's too rushed and out of order and confusing. i understand that they thought most of the audience would have already seen 03 but come ON what are you even doing. introducing just about every character in episode one does not feel nice at all its rushed and messy and makes no sense. it's ok guys we dont need to know who roy mustang is in the first episode putting him there is crazy fan service. every appearance of his is fan service i hate him so bad. about to ask what he even does but tbh he does a fair amount i guess. anyways very first episode the only people who need to stick out are ed and al. and then slowly you can introduce more characters after you have established the two of them as the main characters. if the show wasn't called fullmetal alchemist and i watched that episode im honestly not sure i would've been able to pinpoint the main characters. my point is i dont like the first ep of bh. or most of the early episodes they are SOOO rushed and awful i usually skip them. generally i start my rewatches by watching any episodes with denny brosh in them and then skipping until after ohhh my gos i forgot the name FAKE FAN FAKE FAN good lord. uhhhhh. DUBLITH whew i got it. yeah after that is when i seriously start watching coz before that bh is kinda buns no lie. not to say if you are going to watch bh do that nonsense where u watch half 03 then switch do not do this unless u wanna get confused. watch one at a time separately to start. once uve watched each once then u could watch simultaneously to compare or whatever but start one and finish it. no mishmash. whew this post got way crazy long im kinda tired its pretty late. anyways i love fma

alphonse near constant overstimulation right after he gets his body back 🧐 specially with things touching him coz he could see and hear and all in the armor but the feels and tastes and smells would probably be a lot while getting used to having a flesh body again. he probably was found just standign naked in the middle of a room coz he didnt want clothes on because they were too much too feely eueuuueegghhhh