a smooth criminal

Probably more than I’m aware of. Surely more to come.

That’s the thing… anger doesn’t dictate my actions. Anger is what keeps me calm. No one would miss a killer like him.

No. I’m pretty sure there isn’t.

Calm down. Take a deep breath. You're not a killer. There are too many ramifications for that, the first and foremost being that you're letting rage dictate what decisions you make.

Seems someone in this town has a death wish. One I’ll gladly grant.

Hey -- you're too young to be so worried about mistakes. Give it some time. It'll sort itself out. In the meantime, let's get you some ice cream. That always helps me feel better.

Yeah that does not sound like fun at ALL.

Well, neither does being deprived of your favorite foods. I hope you get enough of it all to last you a lifetime.

What kind of milkshakes have you been drinking??

The kind a lactose intolerant person shouldn't be drinking.

Sorry, I’ve been basically eating grass compared to all this glorious processed food. So I think it is deeeelicious.

Well, if that tickles your pickle, then that's fine. Last time I had a milkshake, it was traumatic enough to make me swear off them forever.

Three things I missed the most while in the hippie camp?

... That actually sounds pretty gross.