Axiom Archives Headcanons

Pouts because he has to go without you Being a country is a lot of work no one signed up for, but he's got to do it nevertheless. And while he'd simply love to take you with him to all the meetings he's got to attend, sometimes you're going to have to stay behind. Maybe it's something you've got scheduled, you can't always leave your job or education behind. Or maybe this time his boss insists that a top-secret government meeting is top secret, and well, you still remember the last time he tried to smuggle you into one of those.

Well, that escalated quickly. There's only so much space on a postcard. And there's no way his love for you is going to fit in there. You're not going to get a postcard, you're going to get a letter. It's a lot more romantic anyway, and he's got so much to tell you. You'll get to know everything that went down there anyway, because he'll describe it in detail. I don't know if he's actually writing his letters to you while being in said meetings, but he'll mention every funny conservation that occurred, everytime Italy made Germany shout, every stupid idea America had. Add that to the declarations of love he usually tells you every day – you'll end up with 15 plus pages easily.

Note: You're also going to hear all of that from him in person when he's back. The stories once, the love declarations a thousand times. He knows it's just been a week without you, but he loves you so much, and, well, and he's got abandonment issues. There were just too many people whom he didn't tell enough how much he loved them before they had to go.

Note 2: If you want to make his romantic heart explode, keep all the letters in a box close to your bed, and tell him you reread them when he's away to feel like he's with you. I can't, however, guarantee that you'll get anything productive done in the next few hours after telling him that, because he'll be all over you.

But I like postcards? Calm down, I didn't say you were going to end up postcard-less. He'll just add them to the letter! That way, you get to see all the nice places, and he doesn't have to pick out one single card when there are so many cute ones. He'll just send you a bunch of them. He'll also be super happy if you hang up maybe one or two of them.

Note: If you mention that one or two places look absolutely beautiful, and that you're a little sad you didn't get to see them, he's got your next vacation booked. Use this to your own advantage.

Vise Versa If you ever try your hand at a love letter to him, it'd be his greatest treasure. He'll reread it every day that he can not see you, and trace the fine lines of your handwriting with his fingertips while smiling, lost in a memory of you. It's absolutely irrelevant whether or not your text is objectively good, and he also doesn't care whether you wrote a postcard, a letter, or a message on a receipt you got in the souvenir shop. It's from you, and that's all that matters.

Physical

Another Day Another Injury: Minor physical injury is pretty common for Jack. An occasional scratch from an iron nail, rope burn, a splinter, bruises from being tumbled around during a storm - he's used to it. In fact, he has gotten pretty handy in dealing with that himself. He can do bandages and has a little collection of ointment in his cabin, and can even to a few stitches. They're not pretty or anything, but it'll be sufficient.

I know someone Some bigger injuries require the actual attention of a qualified person. It's not common, since he's normally clever enough to avoid them, but he has had stab and shot wounds. Not lethal, but bad enough to take to someone else. Now, I'm not saying doctor for a reason, because it would more likely be a witch doctor or a wise woman in a small little hut with questionable ambience. One of Jack's biggest strengths is that he's a good judge of character, and he has gotten really good at finding the right person to trust with his injuries.

Not bedridden No matter how much people beg him, Jack is not an easy patient. He just doesn't stay in bed unless tied down, and even that will not work forever. As soon as he's awake, he will be on deck, with a crouch, maybe, or his arm in a sling, but he will be walking. He can't have anyone else have control over his ship now, can he, he is Captain Jack Sparrow after all.

Note: If you're clever, you can try to lure him into his cabin, at least. Find all the administrative things he has to do anyway - inventory, route planning, etc, and have him do that now. He can sit down for it. He will notice after a day, but he'll let you.

Hide away with the crew Since Jack doesn't take care of himself, his crew has to step up for that. Mister Gibbs makes sure to navigate to save waters before Jack wakes up and escapes his bed, and the crew take turns coming up with excuses for why they need to stay on this peaceful island a little longer. They also ration their food and money, so they don't have to go treasure hunting for a while again. Again, Jack notices, but doesn't say anything.

Romantic Partner If you're his romantic Partner, you are the only one with a chance to send him off to bed. It works best if you join him, though. Just cuddle and talk, and he'll allow you to distract him enough to rest for a few hours. When you re-do his bandages and put some medicine on his wounds, he'll watch you, but endure it with a little smile. Jack is a bit like a stray cat in this way - the more you try to force him to rest, the more he will resist. Don’t try to be stern or too logical - he knows he should rest. He just doesn't want to. If you have something he wants more, though - a little attention and cuddles for him - he might be tempted to follow your advice.

Note: Try to use positive reinforcements if you can. Reward him when he agrees to lie in bed, when he delegates a task, when he doesn't insist on having the next adventure right now. If you're subtle enough, he might think you're just spoiling him because you love him so much.

Mental

Nice Collection of Trauma Jack has seen some … things in his life. He has been cursed multiple times, eaten by a giant Kraken, lost his mind at the End of the World and been brought back to life. There has probably been a lot more mental damage. But Jack usually just … bounces back from that with surprising ease. Other people would have lost it, but Jack already has a way of thinking that other people would find weird, and I suppose that way helps with dealing with trauma. It's just one more story to tell that no one will believe, one more comment that will throw people off balance.

Scars to remember proudly Sometimes, though, you will catch him sitting in his cabin or standing on deck and staring at the scars that came with the trauma. A physical reminder of what has happened. He'll absentmindedly touch it, lost in thought, even years later. Sometimes he'll smile, and if you ask why, he’ll just give you a lopsided grin and pet your head.

Me and Myself and the Ocean Jack doesn't talk about things like that. His closest friends know his mood without him telling them, and talking about it doesn't change what happened. Don’t try to bring up the subject, either. He'll just brush you off, gently, but firmly. He'll think about it, though, late at night, alone on deck, sliding his hands over the smooth wood of his Pearl. His traumata are between him and the sea, with the Black Pearl as the only witness.

Vacations Headcanons

A – Airplane how do they act on a plane? Are they scared? Do they watch all the movies? Miss the flight because they fall asleep in the airport restaurant?

B – Backpack what do they never leave without?

C – Camping do they like it? Can they set up a tent?

D – Destination where would they like to go for vacation? Who do they go with?

E – Excursion what do they do for a one day trip? City trip? Waterpark? Hiking?

F – Foreign how do they behave as a tourist? Does everyone know they're foreign within 5 seconds? Or do they fit in perfectly?

G – Guide in a foreign city, what would they want to do? Sightseeing? Shopping? Museums?

H – Hike what do you need to expect when going on a hike with them? What pace do they have? Do they stay on the path? Get lost?

I – Island what do you need to expect when being two weeks all alone on an island? What do they do? Do they survive?

J – Journey what is their favourite way to travel? Walking? Coaches? Flying?

K – Keepsake what do they bring home from a vacation? Do they bring gifts? To whom?

L – Lodge where do they like to stay when travelling? Hilton or a little old cabin? Do they use the spa? The hotel bar? Do they destroy the room?

Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)

M – Mountains what do you need to expect when going on a mountain trip with them? Skiing? Cabins? Rock climbing?

N – National park imagine them getting lost in a big park. What do they do? Why did they get lost in the first place?

O – Ocean liner what do they do on a ship? Do they get sea sick? Do they like the entertainment program?

P – Postcards a card written home to their s/o (or a different character if requested) from a vacation

France (Hetalia)

R – Restaurant how do they handle the local food? Do they try everything? Did they bring stacks of sweets / chips for the whole trip?

S – Sun how fast do they tan and / or burn? Do they use sunscreen? How well do they handle heat?

T – Translate they are stranded in a place where they don't speak the language. How do they get along?

U – Umbrella it's raining the whole trip. What kind of indoor activies do they do? How many days until they start tearing down the house?

V – Vehicle what do you have to expect when you go on a road trip with them? Who drives? How many accidents happen?

Alec (Twilight)

X – Xanadu what kind of historical place would they like to see? Why?

Y – Youth camp kid!verse – imagine them in a summer camp for kids

Z – Zoo an interaction with an animal during the vacation

Drinking Headcanons

Red Wine - dealing with their drunk s/o

Demetri (Twilight)

White Wine - when / where / why / with whom do they get drunk

Tequila - drunk flirting

Rum - first time drinking

Vodka - the morning after

Whiskey - drunk talking

Tia Dalma (POTC)

Champagne - drunk dancing

Beer - behavior at a party

Colour Headcanons

Slate: How do they feel about the rain? 

Sky: Are they a tea or coffee person?

Navy: If they could own any animal, either real or mythological, what would they pick?

Indigo: What’s their favorite scent?

Cobalt: Childhood fear?

Teal: How do they flirt?

Ocean: What are their hugs like?

Peacock: Do they prefer showers or baths?

Azure: Are they protective?

Cerulean: What is their laugh like?

Lapis: Are they superstitious?

Cinema Headcanons

Genre - what kind of movies do they prefer? Any guilty pleasures?

Critic - what makes a movie good for them? Is there something that can completely ruin a movie for them?

Popcorn - do they like to eat something while watching? What do they prefer?

Stars - would they like to star in a movie? What role would they get? Can they act?

Trailer - how much does it take to convince them to see a movie?

Ticket - can they easily pick a movie for the evening? Or do they just watch and do channel surfing? What happens if someone wants to see a different movie?

Plot - how do they behave during the movie? Do they talk the whole time? Fall asleep? Read? Do crochet?

Soundtrack - which one is their favourit Disney / Dreamworld Movie? Why? Is their one they don't like at all?

Special effects - wild card

Plot twist - which movie gives them the chills? Why? Would they watch it again?

Netflix - date at a cinema

Career Headcanon

A – Actor

B – Bartender

C – Chemist

D – Diver

E – Explorer

F – Firefighter

G – Game Designer

Hoodie (Creepypasta)

H – Housekeeper

Prussia (Hetalia)

I – Ice Cream Worker

J – Journalist

K – Kindergarden teacher

L – Libarian

Elsa (Disney)

M – Mechanic

N – Nanny

O – Optician

P – Private Detective

Q – Q/A Manager for a Company

R – Researcher

S – Security Guard

T – Travel Agent

Lucy (Elfen Lied)

U – Untertaker

V – Veterinarian

W – Waitress

Jeff (Creepypasta)

X – X Ray Nurse

Y – Yoga instructor

Z – Zoo keeper

Flower Headcanons

Gerbera - how is their room decorated?

Iris - how do they react to good news? What would be good news to them?

Forget me not - how do they remember someone who was once close to them?

Daffodil - what is something they like about themselves? Why?

Violet - one secrect that they would take to their grave

Chamomile - how do they heal from a physical / emotional injury?

Captain Jack Sparrow (POTC)

Anemone - how would they tell their s/o a secret?

Amaryllis - what do they value in a friendship?

Dahlia - how do they tell someone to stop flirting with them?

Crocus - how easily can they start new? How easily can they make decisions?

Marigold - how do they react to seeing their crush with someone else?

Snowball - do they believe in afterlife?

Queen Anne's Lace - what would they consider their safe haven?

Liverwort - how would they help someone getting more confidence? What would they do to gain a boost of confidence in a difficult situation?

Gloxinia - how would they handle a „love at first sight“ situation?

Agrimony - how do they say thank you?

Acacia - would they engage in a secret affair? Why (not)? How long would it stay a secret?

Petunia - their s/o calming them down when their angry

Viscaria - reaction to being asked to dance with their s/o

Mistletoe - kiss under the mistletoe

America (Hetalia)

Harry Potter

Luna Lovegood

Vacation L – Lodge: Where does Luna like to stay while travelling

Hetalia

America

Mistletoe: America (Hetalia) Kiss under the Mistletoe Headcanons

Prussia

Prussia (Hetalia) with a s/o who is a housekeeper

France

Vacation P - Postcard: France (Hetalia) writing a postcard to his s/o

Pirates of the Caribbean

Captain Jack Sparrow

Chamomile: Captain Jack Sparrow healing from a physical / emotional injury

Tia Dalma

Whiskey: Tia Dalma (Pirates of the Caribbean) drunk talking

Twilight

Alec

Vacation V: Alec (Volturi) and driving headcanons

Demetri

Red Wine: How would Demetri (Volturi) deal with a drunk s/o

Disney

Elsa

Elsa with a S/O who is a Librarian

Elfen Lied

Lucy

Lucy with a S/O who is a travel agent

Creepypasta

Hoodie

Hoodie with a S/O who is a game designer

Jeff

Christmas Plans He has the entire thing planned out. Alfred is big on all those cute Christmas Hallmark Movies and binge-watches them every year to get into the spirit of the season. He doesn’t really notice that they all have quite similar characters, topics and plots, and can name and differentiate between like 180 of them. While watching the first of them on December 1st this time, he saw the classic scene with the Mistletoe Kissing and immediately jumped to the conclusion that it would be the perfect opportunity to kiss you at the Christmas Party he holds each year.

Hidden Object Game Americas parties always kind of …. escalate. Not in the sense of getting wasted (except Arthur), but in the sense of food and decorations. Santa could probably navigate on the LEDs alone. The amounts of hot dogs, hamburgers and soda could feed a small town. There are reindeer decorations at every corner, fake snow on every surface, and be careful of breaking glass ornaments while sitting down or walking around. Alfred wouldn’t be mad or something, though, stuff breaks. However, good luck actually locating the mistletoe in this maze of Christmas decorations.

Note: If you ever help him decorate the house for the party, you could be surprised how careful the Nation actually can be. For someone with so much strength, he can be quite on guard not to break any of the glass elements or lights. Imagine him gently hanging the decorations on the tree, the same hands that easily carried the 10-foot tree into the house now softly taking the tiny glass balls and stars from your hand, placing each and every one securely.

Careful observation His original plan was to wait until the party had started and then secretly waiting close to the Mistletoe until you come close. He would slowly walk up to you, you’d smile when you’d notice him and tell him what a great party this is. He’d smile and tell you that you being here makes it so much better. You’d blush, and he’d ask whether you’d like being his Christmas present. You’d smile, and then he’d tell you that you’re under the Mistletoe, and then he’d kiss you. However, things don’t go as planned – like they always do.

Note: For a moment, he contemplated a Mistletoe in every room – the more opportunities the better. But what if someone else kissed you? Nope, it’s better to just have one and guard it. It’s his plan – no one else is going to get kissed at this Party.

Busy host and busy guests In reality, Italy fell down the balcony into the pile of cardbox presents, and Germany is yelling at him, and Canada quietly tells him that his bear got lost in the house somehow. China tries to apply herbs to Italy's head laceration, and Germany yells some more, and then France tells him that his wine sucks compared to Chateau-whats-its-name. Alfred is seconds away from calling the head of the FBI to help when you intervene. You’re calling 911 for Italy, tell Germany to go into the ER with him and Japan to clean up the broken cardboxes. You tell France to shove it, and find the lost bear eating the second Christmas tree in the guest wing. An hour later, you find America hiding in the kitchen with a stress hamburger.

 Weird crowd at weird places Let’s be real here – you won’t meet Jeff at a five star restaurant with dress codes. Well, you might – but in that case, he’s probably not there for eating, but for killing. For eating, he’d go to some other place – the weird, half-broken-down diner next to the gas station or the outer edges of the town. The one where you’re having a badly paid job at night.

Not the weirdest person around At first glance, Jeff isn’t even the weirdest person around. He doesn’t get drunk, he doesn’t do drugs in the bathroom, and he fits right in with the late-night truckers, the overdone party goers and the people that get washed up in a place like this. You don’t even mind that he washes up in the bathroom; you’ve seen worse, and the stains on his shirt are probably coffee or jam. He comes in regularly, hood pulled deep into his face and head down, orders his food and drinks, slips into bathroom for fifteen minutes and then stays until the diner closes, leaving his money on the table. Sometimes there’s even a tip for you.

Note: Sometimes Jeff hits on you – but just a little bit. A comment about your new haircut, or a joke about how you look much better than the food – things like that.

Note 2: After a while, you start putting fresh soap in the washroom, together with a couple of towels. He starts smelling better after that. That makes talking to him a way nicer experience.

Knight in a hoodie armour Your more or less friendly server–customer relationship changes, however, when some guy doesn’t want to pay and pulls a knife on you. He might have been on drugs, however, you never find out whether he really means his threats or not. Before you can hand over the money in your register, Jeff moves out of his booth in a swift move, steps behind the guy, and cuts his throat open.

Calm down, Y/N You and he are the only other people in the store at the moment, and seeing him kill someone so easily scares you – despite the fact that he just saved your life. Jeff bends down to take care of the body, then sees you stumble back and curses, running after you when you start fleeing out of the diner. He catches you down on the street, grabbing you by the arms and turning you around. It’s the first time you see his face, and, to be honest, it doesn’t really help to calm you down. You know who he is – Jeff the Killer, hunted by the police and a nightmare of most people, and he just saved your life.

A rare pact of friendship Jeff’s stronger than he looks. He definitely has no problem pulling you back to the diner, locking the door and sitting you down. He thinks about killing you, too, because that would be the easy thing to do – but even for him it’s nice to have some sort of … constant in his life, and he remembers the soap in the washroom, and the towels, and that you make his coffee extra strong and put away the best donuts for him … It’d be … sad, to lose this. So, he sets you down at a booth, pushes his half-empty cup of coffee into your hand and waits for you to look a little less shaken. Then, he makes you an offer: you don’t rat him out to the police, and he takes care of the corpse and lets you go. It takes you a couple of minutes to answer, but when you nod, he clasps you on the shoulder and gets to work.

Trust builds up slowly He still follows you around for the next couple of weeks. He can’t just randomly trust you, now, can he. He’s insane, but not naïve enough to bet his life and freedom on your word alone. Still, when he slips into his booth three weeks after the incident, you just put his coffee in front of him like nothing happened. Nearly three months later, he stops his stalking and returns to his usual killing sprees.

Give a little, take a little It takes a long time, to really earn his trust. Years, probably. You offer to help him out when he comes into the diner injured, he helps you with the drunkards unwilling to pay. You let it slip when he doesn’t have any money to pay when he returns after being on the run from the police for weeks. After you break your leg and can’t walk without crutches, he helps you carry the big boxes with food and stuff for the restaurant. He even stitches you up when you slip with the knife (though the stitches are a little uneven and may scar a bit). You start to get stuff from the stores in the city for him, the ones with security cameras that he can’t go to that easily.

Confessions in the cold A year or two into that weird friendship, you casually offer to help him in the winter, when it’s cold and Jeff has to find some place to stay. You expect him to decline, but when he stays quiet for a second, you meet his eyes and see the hesitation. A warm place to stay, a bed or a couch maybe, a warm shower … he kinda wants to. When you repeat your offer, he slowly agrees, and a few days later, you have a new roommate. Jeff … isn’t the easiest person to live with. He’s messy, he can be quite direct (rude) with his opinion, and he isn’t one to make compromises. But you can see that he tries, and after a while, you get comfortable around each other. That’s when you start to notice that you might even feel things for him – you start to like his laughter, his wild and spontaneous ways and his arm around your shoulder when you watch TV together. You can tell him, if you want to – but it might take a long, long while for him to say it back. Still, when he walks you to your job and back to the apartment to make sure you get there safely, it’s clear that he does care about you.

Is she even drunk? She isn’t swaying. She isn’t slurring the words. Sure, her accent is a bit thicker than normal, but … that might just be her. If you haven’t seen her drinking before, it’d be hard to realize that she’s actually drunk. In the same way the cold doesn’t affect her as much as humans, the effect the alcohol has on her would be much more subtle than on a normal person. You’d have to know her really well to see it.

Just listen and learn Tia Dalma will start talking after a while. It’s not really directed at anyone, and you don’t have to answer to keep her talking. Just sit somewhere and listen – and you will be able to get a whole lot of interesting stories from her. Things that happened centuries ago, stories from the bottom of the ocean, secrets about magic, sorcerers and pirates. Just let her rant – you will gain more from that than you’d ever gain from a sober round of questioning.

Note: Don’t be fooled, though – she will remember exactly what she told you the next day. Don’t probe at anything she doesn’t want to talk about by herself. Don’t try to get any kind of embarrassing confessions from her. Don’t make fun of her. One doesn’t want to get on her bad side.

Foreign rambling If you listen to her long enough, you might hear her rambling in foreign languages. If you ask her what she said, Tia Dalma will turn around like she’s forgotten about you and give you a wicked smile. She will, however, only repeat her words in the same foreign language, smiling at you and maybe tracing a hand over your cheek while she does that, giggling at the way you blush at her touch.

Note: If you and she are romantically involved, this is the point where she might get flirty. A little touch, a few pointed glances and a lot of innuendos to make you blush and grin. If you flirt back, she will turn her game up, just to see how far she can go until you can’t think of a comeback anymore.

Careful what you risk Dealing with Tia Dalma is always a bit risky – she is the sea, after all, and her moods can change from one second to the next. Being drunk won’t change that. I’m not saying you should be scared of her – because she is always like that, and you chose to be around her anyway. However, being drunk might increase her willingness to take a risk – also on other people’s behalf. Don’t agree to any kind of magical “experiments” or “demonstrations” she might suggest, because that could go wrong for you really very quickly. Not that she wants you dead or traumatized – she just underestimates what a human mind or body can take. I’d also recommend that you don’t get drunk with her – around someone as dangerous and wild as Tia Dalma, it’d be better for you to keep your head clean.

I got my driver’s license Alec can drive. He was around when the first cars were invented, and children are always curious about new technology. However, there are very limited driving schools for twelve year olds around, so some other vampire had to step in as a driving instructor. I’d say it was Felix, until the third car got crashed inside the walls of the castle – then Afton or Chelsea took over teaching the twins how to drive. However, while driving was fun to him and the other vampires the same way a new toy is fun, there was hardly any point in actually using cars for transportation until two things happened – tinted windows and cars that actually drive faster than 25 miles / hour.

Note: The Twilight vampires can canonly run at the speed of 100 miles / hours, so in normal traffic they don’t really gain much by using a car, especially since roads tend to not take the direct route, but have curves and traffic lights and stops … If the road was completely empty and straight, a modern car might give a vampire a run for their money, but normally cars don’t really save them a lot of time. The only difference that they make for them is the one with the tinted windows – because now they have a chance to travel by daylight without being seeing by humans.

Note 2: Still, the Volturi rarely use cars for their travels. In my opinion, that’s mainly because they have time – they have Demitri, so it’s not like anyone could escape them, and the two times they actually try to get people in the books (Victoria’s army and the Cullens), they already know they are expected. I suppose for sneaky missions, they might use cars, but for those demonstrations of power, it’s not relevant if you’re there a day earlier or not. Additionally, if your point is “fear everything new” like Aro’s speech while facing the Cullens, it’s not helping your point if you arrive at the fight with the newest cars on the market.

A little night drive anybody? Alec, however, can only ever really drive at night, tinted windows or not. Getting into a police control by day and having to explain why a kid is driving a luxury car is not the type of low-key behaviour the Volturi want to have. At night in a city, he’d be much faster going by foot, but I’d say he still drives around town sometimes, to look at the shiny stores and loud people in the streets without actually having to interact with them.

Note: Alec actually drives well – most Volturi vampires do. They all have brilliant reactions, brilliant senses and lots of experience in their cars. All that could mean that they drive without any recognition of traffic rules, and I suppose they can, but it would also attract lots of police officers. It’s better to take it slow and not risk a run-in with the cops at every second corner.

Race time Of course Felix and Demitri organize car races. Of course they do. Alec joins in when he has time. They all have some kind of expensive, luxury car – the Volturi have the money for that, and they also have to kind of luxury lifestyle that a “normal” car wouldn’t really fit in. Alec’s car is probably black, and I reckon Jane – who I’d say isn’t that invested in cars – has the same.

It’s a party! After Mario Kart came out, I bet there was at least one Mario Kart-like race the Volturi did. Alec and Demitri organized the road, completely with newly build hills and ramps and Jane at the side to throw things into their ways as obstacles. Instead of banana peels, there were oily patches one could slip in, and instead of ink, Afton would randomly throw paint into people’s faces. It was a lot of fun. However, the entire fleet of vehicles owned by the Volturi had to be completely replaced.

Meet and greet You probably meet at a world meeting – he still goes occasionally, if only because West makes him sit in councils he can't attend himself. The countries have their own rooms, and those hotels have room service and probably even special suites made especially for the wants of those nations. America gets a mini fridge with hamburgers, England a nice tea collection, Austria a piano, etc. Their room keepers are hand-picked as well – they at least have to speak their language, and at best even have a similar cultural background, to make sure they get along. And you'd be one of those housekeepers.

Insert flirty opening line If you're his type, he'd probably hit on you with one line or two. He isn't as bad as France with flirting, but he's still overconfident, with a huge ego and a playboy attitude. If you flirt back, he is going to grin at you, but he's not really going to do anything. West would kill him if he tried anything on a staff member during a meeting.

One step at a time The real connection would come over time. A little smile at seeing you await his arrival at the next meeting, a reassuring sentence after a meeting goes the wrong way, an inside joke before you wish him a good night – that's what would help you two click over time. He'd find himself looking forward to seeing you again, and you'd find yourself placing his favourite flowers on the pillow. He'd start to bring you little presents, and eventually invite you to stay for the evening. You two would sit in front of the fireplace, drink and talk about everything and nothing, and it would be way past the end of your shift when you'd leave his room eventually, smiling on the way home.

Note: While dating a human is always difficult for a country, it's not unheard of. And Prussia knows what he's doing. He has loved and lost multiple humans in his life, and is actually one of the more experienced nations when it comes to dating humans. And when he finally asks you out officially, he will be very sincere about it. For all that he can be an absolute idiot, he is rather careful about his heart.

Old traditions Prussia is actually a nice guest to host as a housekeeper – unlike some other countries that wreak havoc on their suites. Actually, when it comes to cleaning, you'd have little to nothing to do. Prussia, despite his punk rock demeanour, is really tidy. He makes his own bed, folds his own towels, cleans up after himself. In fact, you'd probably have to stop him from taking the new sheets from your hands and doing the job himself. But at least that gives you more time to flirt.

Compromises After officially becoming a couple, things would start to be a bit difficult for you. A nation's s/o is always a bit of a security risk for spilling national secrets. In your case, at least Prussia is not an active country anymore, but still Prussia would probably want you to move in with him. You could probably not keep on working as a housekeeper in the conference hotels, because other nations could try and talk you up to get said national secrets from you. But believe me, if you move in with Prussia, and therefore also with West, Italy will make enough messes to keep you busy.

Party with me Being able to be drunk means you're not a vampire. You probably work for the Volturi, and that's a full-time job. You don't have a lot of time for parties, and the Volturi don't tolerate hang-over employees. They also don't approve of having lots of friendships outside the other human employees, because you could let something slip. So, if you want to work for the vampire organization, parties are going to be a not-everyday activity. The most likely occasion for you to get a little tipsy is a get-together with the other employees. And since Demetri is one hell of a possessive vampire, he's going to hang around to keep an eye on you.

Official parties I'm relatively sure Aro hosts absolutely fantastic parties to which he invites basically all the vampires he knows. It's a great opportunity to a) show off his covern and castle, b) try to recruit new vampires and c) keep track of the coverns and especially the newborns. It's basically a fancy inventory check. The Cullens apologize for not coming with a different excuse every year. Aro is a bit insulted every time.

Note: The official parties are vampires only. Demetri would love to show you off, but it's not a good idea to walk among so many vampires as the only human. As soon as you're turned, however, Demetri will dress you to the nines for the next party to come around.

And office parties Some of the human employees will hang out together sometimes, as they are the only contacts the Volturi really approve of. It was a little awkward at first when Demetri started to join you at those meetings – it felt a bit like bringing a lion to a kitten club, but the next time, Felix and Heidi decided to join as well. I once read the headcanon that some of the vampire guards might have bets on who will seduce the new employees first, and those parties would be a great option to win said bets.

Bottoms up! It's been a few … decades since Felix got drunk the last time. He probably underestimated the effects of alcohol on humans, and may or may not have gotten you a bit more inebriated than he intended while Demetri wasn't looking. When Demetri finds you two, you're already talking a bit too loudly and swaying a little. Demetri shoots an icy glance at Felix and gently takes your glass out of your hand. It's time to get you some water and a warm bed.

Enjoying the side effects As much as he feels bad for you, imagining the hang-over you will have tomorrow, he can't help but enjoy the way you cling to his shoulder while giggling over a silly joke someone made. You're so warm, and happy, and smell so good, and you're publicly declaring that you're his … He might even take a bit of advantage of your loose tongue. With Chelsea breaking his bonds to Amun's coven and his fear of being replaced one day, Demetri has enough reasons to have abandonment issues. Knowing that the alcohol probably loosened your tongue, he'd innocently and privately question you about your feelings for him. What do you like most? Is there something he could do better, anything you wish he'd do more or less?

I want to try everything Why should you only try out one thing? There are so many options, and it would be stupid to willingly miss out on something. Luna has the Ravenclaw typical curiosity, and she is nothing if not openminded. So if you give her a chance, she'll try everything.

You're not out of place if you make it your place. Luna has a special aura around her. To many people, that makes her weird, unfitting, awkward. But as Luna never behaves as if she didn't fit in, and just stays true to herself, she often manages to turn every room she enters into her own little enchanted kingdom. People may find her weird, but that's only because they don't understand her point of view – and that's nothing to get upset over. So while Luna might seem a bit out of place in a nice little hostel as well as in a very fancy hotel, she wouldn't feel out of place, and therefore not worry about the pointed looks she'd get.

Spas and Restaurants and Golden Mirrors If you're staying in a fancy hotel, Luna will ask you to take a little hike through the whole building. If you're in a relationship, she'd take your hand and pull you toward the interesting things, taking close looks at the paintings and decorations and smiling at every confused person coming your way. When you come down into the lobby one day, you'll find her chatting happily with the receptionist, a whole bunch of flyers in her hand of all the things you can do around and inside the hotel. She'll tell you all the options in her gentle, honey-and-cream voice, letting you decide what you two will do in the next days.

Note: If you decide to have a wellness and beauty day at the spa, she'll be more than happy to do the whole program with you – face masks, massages, going to the pool. She'll gently hum and smile and make sure that you're as relaxed and content as possible. Afterwards, she'll proudly show you off to everyone you meet, waiters, tourists, staff members, whether you are friends or romantic partners. She'll put on a pretty, yet extraordinary dress and go to the restaurant with you, ordering all the fun and interesting food you never get at normal restaurants.

Cabins and Nature and Clear Rivers If you're staying at a little cabin in the woods, or if you go camping, you'll get a more intimate vacation. Luna will bring games for you two to play and books and magazines for you two to read together. You'll spend the days on long hikes through nature, taking pictures of each other, talking about everything and nothing. Luna has a talent for finding things, special places with beautiful views, untouched by civilization and humans apart from you two. You'll sit there, just silently enjoying each other's presence, until the air gets colder and you'll return to your sleeping location. You'll cook, and cuddle under the sheets after eating, cocoa with marshmallows in your hands, the stars and the sounds of nature around you.

Note: Luna wouldn't care if you have magic or not. If you're a muggle, she'll enjoy teaching you about the wonders of the magical world. If you're a wizard / witch and have been growing up in the magical world, she'll enjoy exploring the parts of it you haven't seen yet. In both cases, you two will likely split the chores, and she'll get some of them done with her wand like she's used to. If you want her to cook with you the old-fashioned way, however, she'd be happy to follow your lead as well.

Small Shops and Old Towns and Hidden Wonders Holding your hand, Luna and you would slowly walk through the historic town, taking the back roads and entering all the shops full of possible surprises. Luna sees the little wonders that most people overlook in their daily lives, and she's more than willing to share them with you. Far away from the usual tourist spots and crowded places, you two can get your own impression of the city you're staying in, meet the people, visit the local markets, the small parks, the insider-tip restaurants.

Lemme play!!!! Brian is your #1 Fan. He is enthusiastic about testing new games you developed, and is hyping up whatever new project you've started. Whenever you wave him over to sit next to you at the Computer or Playstation and hand him the controller, it's like Christmas and his Birthday combined. This gives you two advantages: first, he is adorable when he flashes you such a wide, happy smile, and second, he's actually good at constructive criticism. Brian is a good observer with a great eye for details. After being finished with the game, he is going to sit you down and give you both ideas for improval and praise for what you did well. Usually, there's more praise than criticism.

Note: If you're a little down after the critism or just not content with your work overall, he'll pull you into his lap and pat your head until you feel better. He'll also quietly talk to you about all the things you've done well with a surprisingly gentle smile and bury his face in your hair.

Good listener Most games follow a story. Some game designers focus on audio or character development, but if your place in your team is involved in the story outline, both Brian and Hoodie can help you with that. Hoodie normally doesn't talk, but he'll listen, especially when you're just sketching the first storyline. He'll sit next to you quietly and will tilt his head when there's a plot hole or something he doesn't understand.

Practise makes perfect Most game designers can draw or at least sketch. Hoodie, just like Masky, will sometimes sit or crouch still in the middle of the room for hours. You've tried to talk to him or shake him awake when he's in his state, but that only leads to him following you ar a 10 centimeters distance around for hours without saying a word and staring at you. That's a little unsettling, even for you, so you've decided to just draw him when he's in that state. It's good posture practice, and by now you've got a few pages filled only with Hoodie in different corners of your home. You also draw Brian sometimes, mostly his face and pretty curls, but he flinches around a lot and has a hard time sitting still for more than a few minutes, so you've got to be quick.

Let's set the scene. Back in the days, most Libraries were either part of castles or monasteries. In the movies, we get to see a room full of books, but we never see a Librarian there. So let's assume you don't work directly inside the castle. Instead, let's assume you started out as a private collector or inherited your books from your parents, and after Arendelle was closed off to the public, you filled the position of Librarian for the people. However, things are different now; the Castle is no longer closed and Queen Elsa rules the city with the help of her sister and Christoph.

Royal guests in your house. A little while after becoming Queen, Elsa decides to visit and thank you for your service to the public. The two of you click instantly. Elsa is a little reserved, a little stiff, but she is obviously very thankful on behalf of the people of Arendelle. While showing her around the library, polite chatter would turn into real interest in you and your books, and a promise to be back soon.

Old stories … When she'd come back to visit you, she'd ask you for a few recommendations to read. You're more than happy to help, of course. She's probably read most books in Arendelle's library during her time in the castle, so she'd be grateful for every new book you'd give to her. Soon she'd become a regular guest in your house, and you'd find yourself looking forward to every meeting.

Note: Things would be a little awkward at first – she's your Queen, after all, and you'll both probably need a little while to break the ice (no pun intended). However, Elsa is a lot easier to talk to when she's interested in a topic. You can't help but gush at the way she's all excited about a new book you get, or the way her eyes lit up when she tells you about her favourite scenes. Books would become your way to bond.

… turn into new stories. After a while, you'd both manage to admit your feelings for each other and become a couple. However, being a Queen and ruling a Kingdom is something that takes a lot of time and energy. Be prepared for your house to become Elsa's safe space, where she can finally relax a bit and forget the problems of this world with the help of the fictional worlds around you. Her favourite pastime would be book dates, where one of you picks a book and you just read the chapters to each other, passing the book back and forth.

Note: Icy theater would also definitely become a thing. You'd set up a children's reading session with pillows to sit on and hot chocolate to keep everyone warm, and then read the children fairy tales and other stories while Elsa acts them out with her ice figures. Olaf and Sven join in as animators for the kids while Elsa and you take short breaks between two stories, and Anna and Christoph would occasionally help out with funny voices.

Royal Advisor A lot of stories can be a lot of things to a lot of people. One thing that they can definitely be as well is a source of wisdom. Now, you've read a lot of books – fiction and non-fiction – over the years, and after a while, Elsa starts to ask you for your advice while trying to rule her kingdom. Sadly, not every problem has a solution written down in an old book in one of your shelves, but some may. And you surely know a lot of fun facts that may have been useful one time or the other.

Oh hello Escape Route! There's little to no chance that Lucy is ever going to get a peaceful life without throwing the Scientists and Dr Kurama off her trail. So your job at the travel agency is basically her way out of the country. You know the places, the flight routes, the currency, what to pack. Also, as a travel agent, you are used to dealing with clients' visa and passport problems – what to do if someone „loses “ their passport, for example. I'm not going to say that you can actually get counterfeit papers for the two of you, but at least you know a few people you can call. Maybe someone still owes you a favor and believes your story about how one of your clients got their passport stolen and wants the new papers sent to you.

Note: Do you have to fear that she might just be using you to get out of the county? I don't think so. Lucy is a pretty straightforward person. She has been lied to a lot of times and therefore tries to be honest herself. And love and friendship are things she actually values. If she wanted to force you to help her escape, she would threaten you with her vectors, not sweet-talk you into doing it.

Now where to go? Lucy would probably leave it up to you where you go. First of all, you know what routes and places are actually possible to take, and which ones are not so obvious that the Scientists will be waiting for you at the airport. And secondly, Lucy doesn't know much about the world – she certainly didn't travel a lot during her time at the orphanage, and spent the rest of her life in an underground prison. She seems to enjoy the ocean, though, so picking a hideout with access to the water would be something she'd like. Imagine taking a romantic walk at the beach during sunset with her. But, before everything else, it has to be safe.

Blend in or hide away? As I see it, your best options would either be a place where people will see but not notice you and a pink-haired red-eyed horned girl, or a place where no one will even see you – so either a large, anonymous city or a cabin somewhere in a forest / mountain region. You could consider going to an isolated island for a while, but if Dr Kurama did catch up with you there, you'd have no way to flee from there. By taking the small cabin, you could try using the mountain / forest as an escape plan – lots of cover, large terrain, and with Lucy's vectors climbing and hunting would be easy. Neither version is completely safe, of course, and one of the main reasons for that would be Nyu.

Nyu? Let's say you went to do the shopping in that big city and left Lucy behind, she slips, hits her head and changes into Nyu and Nyu tries to find you in that whole mess of buildings and people and cars and streets – not a good idea. Your chances of finding her again before she turns back into Lucy by herself are slim. And who knows what kind of people she'd run into? On the other hand, the same thing could happen if you are living in that small cabin and only go into the next village once a week for grocery shopping. On her own, Nyu'd get lost in the woods in no time. Or she'd draw all the attention to her if she somehow made it into the village, too. And attention is the one thing you don't want to have.

It comes with the job. Travel agents have to be good at planning things. It's their responsiblity to make sure the clients have enough time to get from point A to point B, that they have enough time to explore wherever they're going, and that there is an entertainment backup plan. Being good at planning would definitely help you to deal with both Lucy and Nyu. While Lucy's plan to destroy humanity might not be one you're supporting (assuming that you're human yourself), she would still appreciate someone with a straight-forward, problem-solving attitude such as herself. Someone she actually can rely on. Also, Nyu would love someone who plans ahead. You know how she is and what she likes, meaning you'd probably always have something fun for her to do – colouring books, art material, recipes to try.

Money Money Money … Even if neither of you needs much – Lucy spent her whole life being either poor or caged, and therefore has little claim on food or clothing – you still have to eat. And, if you're living in the city, pay rent. The cabin would probably be one that, as your travel agency had been informed a week prior, has stopped being rented out by the owners. Just hope they never come to see their cabin for themselves. Well, anyway – I have two ideas for you – the first one would be low-paid jobs that don't require a lot of skills. Obviously, you can't go apply to the next travel agency, at least not in the first few months. Even if you went international on your escape tour, you can bet Kakuzawa has friends in every continent. So you'd better lie low in the beginning. And that means – dog sitting jobs for Lucy (she loves it) and probably sales jobs, babysitting, or cleaning jobs for you. The other options would be to write tourist guides about places you know well and sell them under a pen name.