Fatass Axel

u know when something wont send for ages and ages but when it finally sends it goes 40 times. thanks for nothing technology you bastard.

do NOT pass a kobold the blunt. they will eat it

that was one fucking time, I said I was sorry

that’s it that’s the writing in this game there it is

This could save your life.

BOOST.

Some kids passed away today in my region from falling in icy water, so thought it was important to boost.

What a time to be alive.

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

Do you guys know of this AU??? I’d like to write some incorrect quotes on it too, but I’d like to have the ok from @sour-popsicle first!! Sorry if I tag you like thisssss!!

i think part of the reason lost media videos are so fun is that it more ethically scratches the same itch as true crime. a bunch of people online being amateur sleuths and going down rabbit holes is a lot easier to enjoy when theyre looking for a cereal commercial from 1991 instead of liike bothering the families of murder victims

stop having casual sex with men

i only have sex with men on nightmare difficulty like a real gamer