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If Nintendo ever makes a Metroid movie, it cannot be in the same cheery mood of the Mario movies. If it doesn't have Samus brutally removing a space-pirate's spine from their body, I don't want it
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every day that goes by i despise the zero suit a little bit more tbh
like it's fine in a vacuum, it's a cool piece of sci-fi tech that works with her power suit
but for most average non-metroid fans all they know about samus is that she's the sexy lady in the skin-tight suit from smash bros and that's reflected in pretty much every 'fandom' space available for metroid. The overwhelming majority of metroid fics on ao3 are smut where samus is nothing more than a sex object for the reader to jerk off to and it's just so disappointing as someone who deeply cares about her character.
Can't I have smut that also treats her with the interiority she deserves? or do i not get that because she makes your willy hard and you don't need her to be anything deeper than that so you never bother trying.
problem is there probably IS smut that treats her character with dignity but i'll never find it cuz it just gets drowned out by the overwhelming reduction of her to a bimbo barbie doll
idk it's just really gross. i'm probably blowing this out of proportion but sometimes it just feels like i'm screaming into the void on this issue. none of you understand her like i do. putting her up on the shelf until you learn how to treat attractive female characters with respect
you heard it. reblog if u support yuri

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"Metroid: Texas", starring Samantha "Sammy" Aaron, the only woman bounty hunter in the Wild West. She goes into a mineshaft in search of the famous stagecoach robber Ridley, and from there it's a completely conventional Metroid game, with Sammy collecting sort of cowboy-themed versions of her missiles, upgrades, etc. The item fanfare on a banjo in 3/4 time.
Adam Malkovich Jr. is the son of the sheriff she used to work for before he died, and he takes care of the horses when she's underground. The mine has "meeting rooms" where he keeps showing up with increasingly strained justifications in order to point her in the direction of the next plot point.
objections imminent
Metroid Prime 3 has a shapeshifting female bounty hunter who flirts with Samus and we've seen NO ONE talk about her EVER we are so disappointed in you all
a stupid self indulgent samstrong comic

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On the off-chance that one or both of them weren't nominated yet:
Samus Aran and Nora Armstrong for the SexyPeopleContest!
Fun fact: Armstrong, canonically(!) does around 250-300 push-ups per workout, so she would absolutely be able to lift Her Wife Samus in full armor!
Damn
SAMSTRONG SHIPPERS WAKE UP THEY GOT MARRIED (in tomodachi life)
Samus and her (fan)girl.
The design of the Vi-O-La doesn't actually have space for two people in the game but uh... how does super evolved psychic bike sounds as an explanation?
1 2 3 I want yuri
"no im not gonna do popcorn reading with nora x samus fanfics on ao3 with you at 2 in the morning??"
CALL. YOUR. UBER.

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You know while I was playing Prime 4, at some point my brain just randomly went "myles is trans..." and you know. No basis. No clue why I thought that. But it hasn't left my brain so maybe I'm onto something
THANK YOU. glad im not the only one who thought this π₯Ή