Jul 9
don’t walk out of this man’s concert. don’t touch this man’s tiara. don’t lie about your birthday. don’t lie about how far along you are in your pregnancy. don’t forget to take the tag off your dress. don’t be a tall attractive dad. don’t shake your head no when asked if you’re having a good time. don’t forget your own name. don’t
…don’t chew that sandwich with your mouth open. don’t get in the way while this man is dancing. don’t watch Mitch - it’s not about him. don’t hog the microphone just because you’re bilingual. don’t pretend this man is not fun to work for. don’t judge him, Liam!
