donβt walk out of this manβs concert. donβt touch this manβs tiara. donβt lie about your birthday. donβt lie about how far along you are in your pregnancy. donβt forget to take the tag off your dress. donβt be a tall attractive dad. donβt shake your head no when asked if youβre having a good time. donβt forget your own name. donβtΒ
β¦donβt chew that sandwich with your mouth open. donβt get in the way while this man is dancing. donβt watch Mitch - itβs not about him. donβt hog the microphone just because youβre bilingual. donβt pretend this man is not fun to work for. donβt judge him, Liam!

















