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Let It Be - The Beatles (1970)

"'Greater good?' I am your wife/husband! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!"

"Where.Is.My.Super.Suit?"

"It will be bold! Dramatic!"

"No capes!"

"I didn't know the baby's powers so I covered the basics."

"The public is in danger!"

"_______ doesn't have any powers."

"Well, (s)he'll look fabulous anyway."

"We survived but we're dead!"

"This is a hobo suit, darling."

"I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now."

"And it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees."

"That's a new feature."

"Look at me when I'm talking to you, _______!"

"Stop right now, or you're fired!"

"Do not change the subject, _______! We're discussing your attitude!"

"No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again."

"You mean you killed off real heroes so that you could pretend to be one?"

"See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat."

"Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing!"

"My God, you've gotten fat."

"Normal? What do you know about normal?"

"The only normal one is _______, and (s)he's not even toilet trained!"

"_______... this is the third time this year you've been sent to the office."

"Sometimes I just want it to stay saved!"

"Honey, you know why we can't do that."

"You always say 'Do your best', but you don't really mean it."

"The last thing you need is temptation."

"Pull-yourself-together!"

"I was wrong to treat you that way. I'm sorry..."

"Fight! Win!"

"Well, not every superhero has powers, you know."

"I work alone."

"I am your biggest fan."

"And your outfit is totally ridiculous!"

"We get there when we get there!"

"You can't count on anyone, especially your heroes."

"_______, it's great to see you, but I gotta tell you, I've got no idea what you're talking about."

"Yes, words are useless!"

"Yeah. No school like the old school."

"I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me!"

"While what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don't think so."

"I can't lose you again!"

"Your identity is your most valuable possession."

"They will kill you if you give them the chance."

"I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!"

"(S)He starts monologuing."

"Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!"

"Just like old times, huh _______?"

"Luck favors the prepared."

"(S)He puts thumbtacks on my stool."

"It's not my fault! _______ ran away and I knew I'd get blamed for it..."

"_______, you're making weird faces again."

"That was the best vacation ever!"

"I should have told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't want you to worry."

"To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling."

"You gotta admit this is cool! Just like a movie!"

"Valuing life is not weakness."

"If you haven't noticed, _______, we're not doin' so hot either."

me: my poor child who did this to you