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How am I spending the first night of my week off from work you ask? How about watching Neverending Story and ranking what parts gave me the most anxiety as a child:
1. The Nothing
2. Gmork
3. The Southern Oracle
4. Bastian getting stuck in his school attic alone during a storm
5. Swamp of Some Bullshit Sadness (depression, not anxiety)
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OBSESSION
2026 | dir. Curry Barker
War for the Oaks by Emma Bull
Cover art by Pamela Patrick
Ace Books, July 1987
I’ve never seen one of these go back this far
Hell yeah I’m an ancient one as far as you know
Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer
he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs
one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel
One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.
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have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out
reminds me of
the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post
reminded me of this
Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost
He’s not gonna fuck you, bro
Stages of getting older as a sports fan:
The player you watched get drafted retires after a full career.
The player you watched get drafted goes to the Hall of Fame.
The player you watched get drafted is the child of the player you watched get drafted.
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God I feel old
The Guest (2014) dir. Adam Wingard
Good news: for the first time in a long time I’ve added new songs to my depression playlist
Bad news: for the first time in a long time I’ve added new songs to my depression playlist
I go into work five days a week and cook rice every one of them and it always comes out flawlessly but I decide to make jambalaya at home one random night and I make the mushiest garbage possible, glad I spent that grocery money wisely.
"Close Personal Friend Mr. Drugs" has had me roaring with laughter for the last few minutes.
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I also managed to get a pic right as that egret was dropping a deuce but I decided against including it here, y’all welcome.
(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow
