New York Times No.1 Best Something

In this world it’s milk or be milked

it’s really not

date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them

hi… ever heard of… bpd…?

hi… ever heard of… not excusing your own abusive behaviors on account of mental illness…? 

getting random sharp pain in your organs is a lot like when your check engine light comes on in your car. you dont know what it means so you just ignore it and hope you dont blow up

@danni-rants

I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.

i love how half of millenial humor is just thinly veiled cries for help and the other half is dadaist absurdism

my roommate’s on jstor and she just whispered “oh fuck yeah” so that’s the mood

When you find The Paper™

I miss being 8 years old and having no fucking idea what this means

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

the fact that once a year we just put the clocks forward an hour and say that’s how it’s gonna be for 6 months, and then put it back an hour and say that’s how it’s gonna be now is actual proof that time does not exist and is purely a social construct that means literally nothing

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

thank you…..

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

anyone in this thread smoke weed

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

#stop calling me out

protect her