yeah man i’m the evil alter. sorry but it had to happen to someone i guess

monkey depression machine…

i’m over fictives and factives being weird enough to remark upon them everytime i simply do not care. ‘ohh its so weird we have a factive of a singer!’ it really is not. ‘oh i can’t believe shadow the hedgehog is in our body doing this’ first of all does your fictive like being referred to that way second of all WE can believe it just fine

‘the problem is that you trust in your alarms like a baby duckling’ our unidentified headmates are better at hurting us verbally than anyone out of sys could ever be

dima’s 14 temnova factives telling him things like ‘go back to the lab’ ‘go back to the lab’ ‘go back to the lab’ ‘become a lesbian’ ‘go back to the lab’ ‘g

real sorry to say this but i think apostasy is an au that can only be loved by people who have been abused before

i think sanya probably has a sergei factive and everytime he interacts with his source he’s like ‘oh. so that’s why you guys hate me.’

lets post about system pafl characters until we completely ruin the tag for anyone else. 🤝 together

sanya has a dog and a cat headmate (sanya and sasha respectively) and theyre constantly getting into cartoon esque dust clouds. and then the suspiciously sergei-shaped caretaker has to come in like ‘GUYS STOP IT’

i think sanya (specific) is sanya (general)’s anger holder and he does not know what to do with itself when there’s nothing to be angry about. it identifies as an attack dog. i think part of why sanya.s likes yura so much is he makes it easy for sanya.s to be angry at him - yura’s such a ragebaiter but also for Other Reasons.

dmitry totally has a factive of both anya and temnova and theyre like the angel and devil on his shoulder. one is telling him to get into boku no hero academia and the other is telling him to go back to the lab