It's actually kind of wild how no one north of the mason-dixie nor outside the confines of the united states listens to morgan wallen and yet he dominates the charts every time he puts some bullshit out there

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

what’s the mood for july?

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

Thank goodness that justice is being served, and the companies that stole from every American family to the tune of tens or hundreds of dollars are being forced to pay less than one cent per person they affected!

"i mean its good? but why is the cast 80% male" and other friendship-ending feminist killjoy observations