worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves
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women should get even more childless
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i promise you that white man is not underrated
true detective s1, beautiful show about two of the worst men in existence; one who dreams of suicide but lacks the constitution to commit & keeps a cross in his empty room with his mattress on the floor so he can contemplate the garden of eden despite believing religion is a scam, & who suicide baits every single person he comes across vs a man who conjures the image of being a family man with a wife & two kids, christian, because that's what's expected, & believes that with that veneer of illusion, that perception that he's a 'good man', he can do whatever he wants like commit infidelity with a woman whose a younger version of his wife, because that's how the world works & it's for the good of his family in the long run, & becomes violently unstable the second his worldview is shifted. and all this in louisiana 1990s with both men competing for the world's most unreliable narrator award
true detective s1, beautiful show about two of the worst men in existence; one who dreams of suicide but lacks the constitution to commit & keeps a cross in his empty room with his mattress on the floor so he can contemplate the garden of eden despite believing religion is a scam, & who suicide baits every single person he comes across vs a man who conjures the image of being a family man with a wife & two kids, christian, because that's what's expected, & believes that with that veneer of illusion, that perception that he's a 'good man', he can do whatever he wants like commit infidelity with a woman whose a younger version of his wife, because that's how the world works & it's for the good of his family in the long run, & becomes violently unstable the second his worldview is shifted. and all this in louisiana 1990s with both men competing for the world's most unreliable narrator award
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I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but
This tumblr sexyman is your son!
Are you proud of him
yes!
somewhat
I shouldn't be but yes
No
NO.
I'm disowning him
I am scared of him
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when a man and a woman in a piece of fiction get to keep having a delightful friendship dynamic instead of losing all their interesting traits to become the 580000th het couple ever
I commissioned @captainaubreysbicorne to draw Bucky Egan! He turned out so handsomely :)
I'm gonna say this, and it's gonna spark a defensive reaction within some of you, but I need you to listen to me and let it sit for a moment before I explain further. It is not a personal stain against your morality.
From both my experience reading works by white writers, and my experience running this blog, I have come to the conclusion that many white writers are too used to relying on Whiteness being understood as the default experience of both your characters and your readers, and it makes you weaker writers with weaker technique overall.
One thought I find myself having often is "well, what do you do for your white characters?" I've grown to understand... Many of you don't 😅 you don't actually understand or apply character design techniques because it is Assumed™ that the reader understands- that the reader has the white gaze. It doesn't need to be Said that your character is white, and will do familiar white things. It is Assumed™ that white characters fall under the Magicking It Away rules automatically, while Black characters have to have reality applied to them first. You don't actually have to... Well, write.
The brilliant Toni Morrison explained this in an interview of hers (here's another; watch her doc!!!) that there's this assumption that one's readers are white. So when she would purposefully- and there's a difference!- write stories for the Black gaze, that certain things didn't have to be explained because we Understood, it would get frustrating for white readers. They felt left out, unappealed to, hurt.
And yet, that's standard fare- and everyone's not writing such specific stories like Toni! To be "fair", we did understand y'all. We had to. But those same techniques, both in writing and in media consumption, I believe are atrophied from white viewers ("I don't watch this because I don't relate!" Or projection of ones own identity into Black characters to be "relatable") because it's not Socially Required for you to apply them.
It's why I'm always telling y'all to study Black creations about Black people. Writing is a craft, and a craft has to be honed!! You have to practice!! I had a whole lesson on this and I feel like everyone glossed over it lmao. I promise it'll make your writing of EVERY character better overall. 🙏🏾
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We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.
I have been telling people for years that the company behind Pokemon Go had no-shit, for-realsies ties to the CIA and people never really took it that seriously. Anyway.