strawberry wine

"I will let you know when I find that out. I am afraid to know the number, however."

"He was honestly just gross. Like you know the movies where the guy is an old man who lives in his moms basement? It was just worse than that."

"I know a few people at the hospital, I can make sure you get the upmost care." Avery said with a laugh. "Well, how about some pancakes? I know a great little place down the road."

"Tell me five good dates you've had from meeting people in real life. You know I am the least social person ever. I can barely go to the damn library and nobody talks there!"

"It usually is. But, sometimes you find the rare man who wants an actual date before sex."

Avery placed her chin on her finger as if she was thinking. "What didn't he do? I mean the fact alone that he definitely was not who he said he was is enough."

"Definitely easier said than done. It's a little bit harder to strike up conversation initially in person. For me, anyways."

"Yes, yes it can. You must be one of the few lucky ones who have never had a bad date."

"It was like what you see in the movies. Hot guy, too good to be true. And then when you meet in person. A man named Marlin who lives with his mom and dad in their basement. Just when you think it couldn't of been worse, he was mad at ME cause I was blonde in real life whereas my profile picture has me as a brunette."

"I'd rather not." Avery said with a shake of her head. "Let's go get ice cream instead."