Raise A Little Hell

Susan Coffey for Weapon Outfitters 13.7″, 14.0″ builds with the Centurion Arms Modular Rail, as well as a Hodge Defense AU Mod 2 and Snake Hound Machine Classic AK/VEPR build

Like father, like son.

           “That’s a smart mouth you have there. Why don’t you put it to better use?”

“Is it wet in here? Or is it just me? Because trust me, I wouldn’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.”

          “So, you never really told me what you did before we met. Were you a farmer? Cause you’re good at raising cocks.”

“Your name isn’t secretly ‘homework’ is it? Because I’m not doing you and I should be.”

           “That’s a smart mouth you have there. Why don’t you put it to better use?”

“Is it wet in here? Or is it just me? Because trust me, I wouldn’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.”

          “Pffft, keep telling that to yourself.            …But, I’ll admit that you have a great body.            It’s almost like I’m a nine and you’re the one I need.”

“You almost broke a sweat there, pretending to be charming. But … Well, if I admit you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?”

          “Almost, but I managed to keep it together.            I would; because it looks like you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.”                      

“Wipe that stupid smirk off your face. It would look a lot better with my legs wrapped around it.”

          “Pffft, keep telling that to yourself.            …But, I’ll admit that you have a great body.            It’s almost like I’m a nine and you’re the one I need.”

“You almost broke a sweat there, pretending to be charming. But ... Well, if I admit you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?”

          “You look gorgeous, as usual…             Well, not as gorgeous as me–             But, hey, that’s to be expected so don’t worry about it.”

“If I didn’t know you better, I’d suggest that was a clumsy attempt to rile me up. But we both know you could never compare to me.”

          “Dream on, sweet cheeks. You know when heads turn our way that people are checking out this oh so perfect ass. It’s okay to be jealous, it’s only natural.”

“That’s only because usually I’m right behind you. Making their heads turn. Can you blame them for staring at me, though? Just look at this body!”

          “You look gorgeous, as usual…             Well, not as gorgeous as me–             But, hey, that’s to be expected so don’t worry about it.”

“If I didn’t know you better, I’d suggest that was a clumsy attempt to rile me up. But we both know you could never compare to me.”

“I can offer you a drink, but I’ll need a few of my own to cuddle.” 

She downed the rest of the glass and breathed through the discomfort before looking at the demon. “Tasteful guy like you drinking this swill? You’ve got a story or two.”

“I can offer you a drink, but I’ll need a few of my own to cuddle.” 

“Hey Rox.”

“Zaze?”

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