pretty sure that 90% of these are from tumblr posts im so sorry im not original
sometimes i get angry so suck a dick
team âi imagined a scenario too hard and it upset meâ
yesterday i breathed in oxygen and gained 10 pounds
iâm a screamerâŚnot sexually just life in general
just because youâre trash doesnât mean you canât do great things. itâs called garbage can, not garbage cannot.
low on self esteem so i run on mac & cheese
if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be
bro, i donât even care anymore, fuck it! *continues to try very hard*
the bags under my eyes arenât designer
anything can be food with the right attitude
i think we need to cancel 2016
if you listen carefully you can hear me whisper âshut the fuck upâ at least once every five minutes
the academy award goes to me for acting like i give a fuck
forgive me father for i am about to sin
90% on the verge of tears 10% crying
ding dong ur opinion is wrong
unless your name is google, stop acting like you fucking know everything
@god what did i ever do to u
âwhat are you doingâ âmy bestâ
the human body is 60% water so really we are just cucumbers with anxiety
youâre such a b**** (bagel)
i am 28% sarcasm and 72% self loathing
be right back, iâm gonna throw myself against the wall
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
the pain that you have been feeling cannot compare to the joy that is coming
let nothing steal your joy, let nothing kill your peace.
what is done in love is done well
lifeâs too short to even care at all
if you donât know donât worry
my goal would be to create a life that i donât need a vacation from
i have lost and loved and won and cried myself to the person i am today
just like if you use it i guess! ^___^
dededos
snowghoul
kaledo-art
pixelskylines
baratheonpilled
yousharknotpass
