Happy

Chubby and healthy, the perfect baby.

She really is. And she's so pretty.

Chubby babies are the best though.

They are. And she's healthy, so it's a good sign.

I blame Andy.

It probably is 'cause of him. In the best possible way. 

What? No, already?

She is. And she's a chubby lil squish already.

Two Andys, can’t wait to see what she’s like when she’s older.

She's growing up so fast, though. Can you believe she's already a month old?

Slowly wean her off of it, or close her eyes when you change the channel.

She's just so much like Andy, ya know? I love it, though, so I can't complain.

She has good taste.

She does, but every time I try to change the channel she screams bloody murder.

You didn’t have to grow up with him. He was worse when he was younger, he’s kinda mellowed out.

Young Logan actually sounds terrifying.

If he tried that I would latch onto him and hang on for dear life. He’d either go down with me or give up and let me go. It’s happened before.

That doesn't surprise me, actually. He's a little shit.

I wonder what would happen if I swatted him with a newspaper, and told him you taught me to do it..

I'm sure it wouldn't be too bad. Worst case scenario he'd probably pick you up and push you in the garbage can.

Wait you really swatted him with a newspaper?

Oh yeah. This happens quite often.

Sounds like something he’d do, really. Let me guess, he also stayed and made himself at home?

Of course. Not even swatting at him with the newspaper got him to leave.

Well yeah, I could have told you that. What’d he do to your dorm?

He decided to just barge in while Andy and Darcy and I were colouring eggs. 

That’s such a pretty name.

Thank you very much.