gods least favorite tboy

1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation

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this is the story of a woman named Stanley.

i'm a lil rusty but i hope this is gender enough for the masses

This is the story of a man named Stanley. ("Introducing Stanley" from the Stanley parable begins to play.) Wait, hold on, cut the music. (music stops.) What was that, Stanley? You've transitioned? Oh, well, congratulations to you, Stanley! Tell you what, I'll redo the intro for you, just to make sure. Okay? Good, alright. This is the story of a woman named Stanley. ("Introducing Stanley" from the Stanley parable begins to play.)

Fuck the United States

me: (zero beers in) (unprompted) the humble mole can dig up to 100x its body weight in soils each day. The humble mole can survive on a single worm for 80 nights. The humble mole can meditate for 1001 moons uninterrupted. The humble mole can forgive.

I can't find the document I need for some reason.

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