âMay the best man win.â âI am the best. Always was.â
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star-crossed lovers: lovers whose affection for each other is doomed to end in tragedy
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Jango he/him
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âThey built âem smaller back then.â âYeah, but they seemed bigger.â
I LOVE OCEAN'S 13 AND I LOVE OCEAN'S 11
âWhat is illness to the body of a knight-errant? What matter wounds? For each time he falls, he shall rise again, and woe to the wicked!â - Man of La Mancha
straight up coining it . and by it . well . letâs just say . my fight ( Coinfight wishlist )
my carrd ( check this out !! )
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Update !! This is mostly a blog now where I post my edits and fic now and itâs mostly just Zam and Jango . Iâm always open to talking , I just wonât reblog things very often !
also here is real footage of me
Seven means a lot . Idk how much , but imagine seven is the biggest number in the world
I speak some Spanish , and in a few years Iâm even planning on studying abroad .D
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Thinking about my Jam âŚâŚ. once torture drill camp is over Iâm gonna be so back . I promise I will write some banger fics or draw some banger stuff or make some banger edits . However , I have 3 more days of drill camp and theyâre all 8 hours long so you may have to wait . But I promise that Jam will come . My Jam âŚâŚâŚâŚ.
Jam pride headcanons ( and my reasons for saying it )
Jango is
Sex-repulsed asexual â literally reproduced asexually ( how the fuck do you do that bro ) and also . Have you seen him . Heâs barely ever been touched in any context , no way heâd like sex . Heâs been in clubs and I think he tries to avoid the dancers as much as possible . However â I donât remember if this is canon or if I believe it so strongly that I think it is â he has freed enslaved sex workers before and will do so again . No amount of â sex is gross I canât believe Iâm seeing this â will outrank Jangoâs determination to free slaves
The guy that you swear is gay but mentions his wife ( heâs demiromantic and panromantic ) â throughout all of his appearances in the extended universe he has not ONCE had a gf but he has a lot of weird relationships with men that feel too intimate to be straight . However I think his relationship with Zam is his only real relationship and for a while he was like â am I straight for doing this ? â but later realized heâs pan
Transgender man â I have no proof for this but something about him is very trans man to me . Nothing about his experiences ( except for in my vampire AU ) are trans-coded or anything other than feeling ostracized from society because of what he is . Also Iâm a trans man and I like Jango a lot so
Zam is
Also asexual â idk if itâs because Iâm weird or something but I feel like all of my favorite characters are asexual . Maybe this is me projecting because Iâm sex-repulsed ace . But I just donât think Zam would seek out sex . Sheâs not repulsed by it but she just doesnât want it enough to go looking for it
Omniromantic with a preference for non-binary people â LET ME COOK I swear she has those vibes . I swear . Zam has definitely dated a few non-binary people before , and I think she likes having a relationship where she can relate with someone about being ostracized from both male-centered and female-centered spaces because sheâs a Clawdite
She/her non-binary and transgender â Seeing as Zam is a shapeshifter , Iâm not sure if she ever had an assigned gender at birth , but despite mostly using she / her pronouns , Zam is definitely nonbinary and transgender to me . She doesnât feel a strong connection to being female , despite that being her most common form and whatâs widely considered to be her birth sex . The identity she most resonates with is non-binary , but she uses she / her pronouns because sheâs used to it and doesnât care much about what others refer to her as , and feels kind of removed from they / them pronouns ( Iâm projecting again ) . Sheâs kinda like the â Iâm probably nonbinary but Iâm at work so idrc about that rn â meme .
Bonus ! Boba is
Aroace â he doesnât have time for relationships and shit rn and he never really has
Would he be trans or cis ? If I say Jango is trans, would that mean all clones are female at birth ? Or in Star Wars is it different ? Did Jango pass so well that all clones are post-transition versions of him ? Does he have enough T in his blood to affect the gender of clones with his exact DNA ? Who knows . I'll say all clones are cis men. Boba's nonbinary though and uses he / they pronouns (figured it out a lot later in life when he didn't have so much shit to deal with )
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Iâm doing really good !!!!! My friend just invited me to something in a few weeks and Iâm so excited to see her !!! I dunno if I told you this , but sheâs the friend that invited me to the Walker for her birthday because they had a Keith Haring exhibit ; not because she liked him , but because Iâd mentioned him a few times . She acts closed off but sheâs so sweet . I canât wait to see her !!
AU where Zam and Jango both survive but ( what I am about to say has no canon confirmation , I looked ) because Clawdites live longer than humans ( again , I looked for proof but couldnât find any ) , Jango dies anyway from natural causes . But at least Zam and Boba can be at his deathbed this time while he says his goodbyes
uhh hey guys. hi sorry.sorry hi if you don't wanna be mentioend here hi
umm give me a png that represents yourself and then i PROMISE that i'll add you to a section in my new pinned post (under the cut) okai? okai thanks bye
@thedivided @tveetime @griefingtheworld @dannyjohnsons @syrupcel @pupytrail (<- the big six) @cyberjelly-graphics @plushieblushybakery @lyneydamagikman @l-zah1ra @autism-criminal I DON'T KNOW WHO ELSE TO TAG I'M SORRY IF THIS BOTHERS YOU/IF YOU'RE NOT ON THIS LIST
uhh Iâll put the png under the cut so that it doesnât take up too much space .]
it was either this or the lego Star Wars Jango pfp and I figured this was better .. who wouldâve guessed Iâd choose Jango Fett , so weird that I picked him âŚ
Team Death post! If you are on Team Death, reblog this post to let everyone know! If you are on Team Life, the reblogs of this post will be the people you can attack!
Like last year, feel free to use either of the graphics in this post to signify your team. Image descriptions for you to use are in the alt text of both graphics, as well as under the cut.
[ID 1/ A banner with the words "team death" to the right of a skull and crossbones icon. Both the text and the icon are underneath a solid line. From left to right, the colours form a gradient from dark to light purple. /End ID]
[ID 2/ A banner with a straight line interrupted with a skull and crossbones icon in the centre. Above the left side of the line is the word "team", and below the right side is the word "death". The entire banner is purple, getting lighter in the centre. /End ID]
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hey! you! you over there!
are you lookin' for a clown to draw your ocs or characters from media you like? well, you've found the right guy, because...
my comms are open :O)
check the alt text of the image for the prices!
contact me on here or on discord. username is the same on both platforms!
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tags for reach, please reblog! i apologize if you don't wanna be here doe
summary: Jango gets sick, and Zam works on the slideshow on her own
warnings: appendicitis, swearing
notes: so this was supposed to be written chapter but the entire written part was just Jango trying to work while recovering from appendicitis and I figured it wouldnât be super important to write that in .. so this is really kind of a filler chapter .. but the appendicitis will be mentioned so read this please
summary: short filler chapter - Taryn, the BH Int. social media guy, posted something on the wrong account
warnings: death is discussed in a comedic manner (someone did die tho)
notes: this chapter and the next one are gonna be more comedic / unserious if that makes sense ? The plot will actually progress more after chapter 6 , chapter 6 still progresses the plot a bit , though ( might even have a written portion ⌠who knows )
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A neoumbrella surrounding the subgenre of action thrillers that can be described as âdoing crime and looking good doing itâ, often regarding espionage and hitmen. Particularly represented in the John Wick films, Daniel Craigâs James Bond films, Inside Man (2006), Oceanâs 11, the Bourne films (to a degree), and the tv show Alias (to a degree).
The themes surrounding this neoumbrella (one does not need to identify with all of them) are:
- glamour, opulence, modernity
- being the criminal, getting away with it
- guns and knives, one-on-one combat
- heists, espionage, infiltration, assassination
- illegal services for hire / that have been hired
- underworlds, either ran by the government or hiding from them, unknown to the general public
- romanticized crime
- fast cars, fast motorbikes, chase sequences using these vehicles
- crisp, clean suits and tight, short dresses
- alcohol, fancy cocktails
- glittering lights in the nighttime
- urban or big city settings
- breaking into places one shouldnât be (especially large buildings)
- blood spattered across surfaces
- getting cocky, confidence, adrenaline rushes
- card games, gambling, western playing cards as motifs/symbolism
- competition, rivalry, revenge
- lost (as in killed) lovers, reminiscing on tender memories, feeling the ache of loss, for others and for how you have lost yourself
- bosses, organization leaders, or other people who are âbad guysâ, a little mysterious, and hold an enormous amount of power
- the feeling of (or just the concept of) holding an enormous amount of power/leverage
Taglist: @radiomogai ; @mogaiqueued ; @felidaety ; @daybreakthing ; @goregender ; @lexthermxtt ; @ranqai ; @respirgender ; @crowdsourcedgender ; @neoumbrellatime (ask to be added or removed)
