“May the best man win.” “I am the best. Always was.”
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star-crossed lovers: lovers whose affection for each other is doomed to end in tragedy
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Jango he/him
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“They built ’em smaller back then.” “Yeah, but they seemed bigger.”
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“What is illness to the body of a knight-errant? What matter wounds? For each time he falls, he shall rise again, and woe to the wicked!” - Man of La Mancha
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Update !! This is mostly a blog now where I post my edits and fic now and it’s mostly just Zam and Jango . I’m always open to talking , I just won’t reblog things very often !
also here is real footage of me
Seven means a lot . Idk how much , but imagine seven is the biggest number in the world
I speak some Spanish , and in a few years I’m even planning on studying abroad .D
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summary: Jango gets sick, and Zam works on the slideshow on her own
warnings: appendicitis, swearing
notes: so this was supposed to be written chapter but the entire written part was just Jango trying to work while recovering from appendicitis and I figured it wouldn’t be super important to write that in .. so this is really kind of a filler chapter .. but the appendicitis will be mentioned so read this please
summary: short filler chapter - Taryn, the BH Int. social media guy, posted something on the wrong account
warnings: death is discussed in a comedic manner (someone did die tho)
notes: this chapter and the next one are gonna be more comedic / unserious if that makes sense ? The plot will actually progress more after chapter 6 , chapter 6 still progresses the plot a bit , though ( might even have a written portion … who knows )
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A neoumbrella surrounding the subgenre of action thrillers that can be described as “doing crime and looking good doing it”, often regarding espionage and hitmen. Particularly represented in the John Wick films, Daniel Craig’s James Bond films, Inside Man (2006), Ocean’s 11, the Bourne films (to a degree), and the tv show Alias (to a degree).
The themes surrounding this neoumbrella (one does not need to identify with all of them) are:
- glamour, opulence, modernity
- being the criminal, getting away with it
- guns and knives, one-on-one combat
- heists, espionage, infiltration, assassination
- illegal services for hire / that have been hired
- underworlds, either ran by the government or hiding from them, unknown to the general public
- romanticized crime
- fast cars, fast motorbikes, chase sequences using these vehicles
- crisp, clean suits and tight, short dresses
- alcohol, fancy cocktails
- glittering lights in the nighttime
- urban or big city settings
- breaking into places one shouldn’t be (especially large buildings)
- blood spattered across surfaces
- getting cocky, confidence, adrenaline rushes
- card games, gambling, western playing cards as motifs/symbolism
- competition, rivalry, revenge
- lost (as in killed) lovers, reminiscing on tender memories, feeling the ache of loss, for others and for how you have lost yourself
- bosses, organization leaders, or other people who are “bad guys”, a little mysterious, and hold an enormous amount of power
- the feeling of (or just the concept of) holding an enormous amount of power/leverage
Taglist: @radiomogai ; @mogaiqueued ; @felidaety ; @daybreakthing ; @goregender ; @lexthermxtt ; @ranqai ; @respirgender ; @crowdsourcedgender ; @neoumbrellatime (ask to be added or removed)
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summary: Zam and Jango, coworkers but otherwise strangers, are paired up for a big company presentation
status: ongoing
rate of updates: daily or every other day (until I run out of ideas and need to slow it down)
warnings: swearing, mentions of death in a joking manner, probably some ooc characters, there are otherwise pretty low stakes
chapters:
act one:
1. who is that
2. boss man
3. teamwork ✎
4. clearance
5. rip social media guy 𓆟
6. sick day
7. friends? ✎
8. the party
act two:
9. like you like that
10. back to work ✎
11. progress report
12. work trip
13. vacation 𓆟
14. the big day
15. are we still friends? ✎
16. moving up in the world
epilogue:
more to come…
summary: Zam and Jango meet up to work on the project together
warnings: none I think
notes: this chapter is partially written so I’m sorry if it takes a while to be ready to post .(
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The door of meeting room #19 opened with a bang.
A laptop and a mess of papers landed on the table as Zam took a seat across from Jango. The sound of typing ceased.
Zam cleared her throat, waiting for him to look up from the computer.
“Are you ready to work on the project?”
At that, he looked at her. Well, he probably looked at her. She couldn’t tell under the helmet.
“I was wondering the same thing.”
Was he… teasing her?
“Yeah, I’m ready.”
“Good. I’ve compiled a list of the company’s achievements under Invisible Hand funding, things to add to the presentation. What have you come up with?”
Zam blinked a few times. How did he even access that? She’d have to ask her supervisor for more access to company records.
“I made a template for the presentation itself. You know, the PowerPoint.”
“I know what you mean.”
Zam nodded. She wondered if it’d kill him to show any emotion. Maybe it would, based on how he was acting.
“I could share it with you. So we could work on it together.”
“Sure.”
As the conversation progressed, she began to get mad at his lack of commitment to any idea. He hadn’t even suggested anything.
Zam sighed as she clicked ‘send’. After the window disappeared, the front page of the presentation took up her screen.
The first slide that she’d made as a joke seemed to stare up at her. She heard a sort of surprised grunt from the other side of the table, and knew Jango had already seen it.
The slide promptly disappeared from the deck. At least he didn’t say anything about it.
A bulleted list slowly appeared on the following slide, the words appearing as they were typed.
“These are the achievements I found impressive. You can add more if you’d like.”
“I don’t have the same clearance as you.”
For the first time, it seemed that Jango’s attention was fully on her.
“What?”
“Yeah, I can’t access what you can.”
He reached across the table to grab one of Zam’s sticky notes and scribbled something down.
“This is my login information.”
He passed it back to her.
“Use it to get into the locked files for now. I’m going to get you unlimited access.”
He closed his laptop and stood up.
“Don’t wait for me. See you tomorrow.”
With that, he picked up his computer and walked away.
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summary: guess who made a Jam social media AU … it’s me !! they’re relative strangers that are paired up for a company presentation and have to get to know each other through the project
warnings: swearing
notes: this is so fun . Btw I don’t know how to format pictures on tumblr all I have is my phone . more characters to be introduced in the next chapters
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Mads , this is for you , thank you so much for encouraging me , I’d never have posted this if you didn’t give me so much positive feedback
