Author Robert

#thebyrds #authorrobert 🇺🇸👍 (at Author Robert) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-jBgOWl2hc/?igshid=vwjmtlg34e9b

MISSISSIPPI DREAMING ON SUCH A NICE SPRING DAY... #juanmississippi #toomississippi #treemississippi #itsasmallworld #authorrobert 🇺🇸🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤙🌎🌏🌺🦸‍♂️ (at Mississippi) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-i0cF2FrYG/?igshid=j2pb6nt3xzp

I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED HOW THESE LOAN FORGIVENESS PROGRAMS WORK... I MEAN, AS SOMEONE WHO WAS RAISED IN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, AM I SUPPOSED TO ASK THE PRIEST WHEN I GO TO CONFESSION TO FORGIVE MY LOANS... DO I SAY 10 OUR FATHERS AND 10 HAIL MARY’S? WOULD THE PRIEST MAYBE HELP ME FILL OUT THE PAPERWORK OR SOMETHING...? SORRY GUYS. AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM JUST REALLY, REALLY CONFUSED AT THE MOMENT... #forgivemefatherforihavesinned #loanforgiveness #originalsin #secondarysin #authorrobert 🇺🇸🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤙👍✌️✌️🆒🆕💃🏽🌏🙏🦸‍♂️🍹 (at Purgatory) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-izNd4Fqy-/?igshid=d8zskoi2i06f

WHAT’S MY PHILOSOPHY? I JOKE, THEREFORE, I AM. #ijokethereforeiam #authorrobert 🇺🇸🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🕺🏼💃🏽🌏🆒🆕🤟👍🤙✌️ (at The Funny Farm) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-iwkT4F5Ij/?igshid=951abwq0f5s9

THE FOUNDERS OF LOS ANGELES NAMED THE TOWN: THE TOWN OF OUR LADY, THE QUEEN OF THE ANGELS... (IN SPANISH, of course...) So I would like to say hello on behalf of Jesus of Nazareth’s Mother: MARY, from the city she is named after... #allthingsmustpass #authorrobert 🇺🇸🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🕺🏼💃🏽🦸‍♂️🙏🤙✌️🤟🌏🥊 (at Author Robert) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-it_tTFoI-/?igshid=1p1dmttvfw087

OKAY, THIS SHIT IS GETTING OUT OF HAND... SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF APRIL THEY’RE GOING TO MAKE IT MANDATORY TO WEAR A FACE MASK AND A WIG WHEN WE GO OUT SO I’M LOOKING ON AMAZON TO GET AHEAD OF THE GAME. THE FIRST 2 MALE WIGS ARE WHAT I HAVE NARROWED IT DOWN TO and they are waiting in my Amazon Shopping Cart ready for when I pull the trigger... Just between you and me... I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED A MAN’S MULLET WIG... Somehow those wigs just seem to speak to me and say: “I WANNA ROCK!” #spinaltap #hellocleveland #authorrobert 🇺🇸🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌏🕺🏼🦸‍♂️💃🏽🙏🤟🆒🍹 (at Cleveland, Ohio) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-iqnalFKbZ/?igshid=dq475q94irp7

DON’T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT YOUR FACE MASK, PLEASE PEOPLE...🇺🇸 THIS IS THE ONE I AM USING...🆒 I LIVE ALONE AT THE MOMENT, AND EVEN WEAR THIS AT NIGHT, JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE...🦸‍♂️ You can’t TRUST ANYONE THESE DAYS, EVEN YOURSELF...👍🤟🤙 #authorrobert 🆒🆕✌️🤙🇺🇸🥊🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (at Author Robert) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-hsYkEFWEG/?igshid=1bs26xrmd2od3

I JUST CHANGED MY INSTAGRAM PROFILE TO SHOW ME AS A PUBLIC FIGURE... WOW! THAT JUST HAPPENED! NOW... JUST WATCH THE PAPARAZZI START CHASING ME THROUGH THE STREETS OF LA LA LAND... This is so AWESOME! I CAN’T BELIEVE INSTAGRAM IS ALLOWING ME TO BLOW SMOKE UP THE A*# OF ALL MY FOLLOWERS IN THIS WAY... ME, A PUBLIC FIGURE... YEA, RIGHT... 🇺🇸🥊👍🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿✌️🤟🕺🏼💃🏽🦸‍♂️🆒🤙🌏 #authorrobert (at Author Robert) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-hU3velLCf/?igshid=olp6f8382r1s

NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL THE “CAN DO” SPIRIT... #authorrobert (at Author Robert) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-hVfNIFSCW/?igshid=1llmnzav6rqiw

I JUST CHANGED MY INSTAGRAM PROFILE TO SHOW ME AS A PUBLIC FIGURE... WOW! THAT JUST HAPPENED! NOW... JUST WATCH THE PAPARAZZI START CHASING ME THROUGH THE STREETS OF LA LA LAND... This is so AWESOME! I CAN’T BELIEVE INSTAGRAM IS ALLOWING ME TO BLOW SMOKE UP THE A*# OF ALL MY FOLLOWERS IN THIS WAY... ME, A PUBLIC FIGURE... YEA, RIGHT... 🇺🇸🥊👍🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿✌️🤟🕺🏼💃🏽🦸‍♂️🆒🤙🌏 #authorrobert (at Author Robert) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-hU3velLCf/?igshid=15mon9da7j60t