wish i could be friday

no offense to Socrates and Plato n all of them but I would’ve figured that stuff out too if I was like the 10th person to ever exist

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

“Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that there’s no one else like you, cursed to outlive -” shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and aren’t cowards!!

It’s always “why did you go out in the storm” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the storm The storm looked fun was it fun

when men read a book in public places it’s like ok come kiss me whore

i love when you hear a song and you're like “oh id absolutely stumble through the snow bleeding from a knife stuck in my gut to this”

*talking to my psychiatrist* am i the worst patient you have be honest

this guidebook from 1831 says the water from the seine is good but “has a laxative quality”…girl that is the cholera

You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

I need to be successful so I can behave the way I want and be considered eccentric instead of insane