spiderman from the universe where he's australian

i wish it was socially acceptable to say "fuck off yank" to any americans online who dare talk to me

theres no fucking skyscrapers in the outback i have to bus everywhere

move to perth

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... thanks i really needed a laugh

theres no fucking skyscrapers in the outback i have to bus everywhere

australian spiderman doesnt have any good villains other than pauline hanson

what about us

trust me compared to pauline hanson youre mother theresa

yeah oi cunt how many other farkin blokes d'ya know with spider powers its just me and big fella over here

by the way, i dont know who started spreading this rumor, but the spider-verse doesnt exist. its not real ok? stop asking

this dumb cunt doesnt know about the bloody spider-verse

just fought some cunt, called himself "the rainbow goblin". he goes "im like if the green goblin was a poofta"

did have to bash the cunt but it was cause he blew up the sydney harbour bridge not cause hes gay

im bisexual

just fought some cunt, called himself "the rainbow goblin". he goes "im like if the green goblin was a poofta"

did have to bash the cunt but it was cause he blew up the sydney harbour bridge not cause hes gay