i wish i were a girl again

@austenkelly: happy birthday. won’t even bring up deadlines to you for the day.

@austenkelly: pretty. are those your gf’s favourite flowers? god, i hope there’s no messy breakup if so.

@austenkelly: literally what’s the point of a headshot if there’s no book? riddle me that, denver.

@austenkelly: cool. take me with you next time.

@austenkelly: aw cute. did your lil gf take this? or your bf. i forget who you’re dating right now.

@austenkelly: literally so bold of you to post a photo of you anywhere that's not at your laptop. right where i can see it.

@austenkelly: trust me, you do not need a man to be the one to tell you that you look cool.

@austenkelly: ok. i'm not made of stone. v sweet.

@austenkelly: have you been writing? feel free to send me a draft so i at least have something new to look at.