Audio Engineers Anonymous

the fact that our ears get tired???? sick cruel and disgusting, i need to keep LISTENING AJFBWELSJDFBCH FUCK let me keep working and consuming i can't have quiet in my brain

i’m horny for microphones the way that car guys are horny for their illegally modded speed machines

thank you for bitching at me tonight about how you couldn’t hear yourself, late fifties/early 60s karen energy violinist lady i was engineering for for a radio show. it’s not like you refused headphones even after i told you that you would hear better with them before the show started, and i know you would never ignore me when i was telling you that if you need any volume adjustments while you were playing you should signal the producer, whose back faces me and i am unable to communicate with when you are in the middle of your performance glaring daggers at me for not being able to do the thing i told you i would not be able to do