love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

Self care is going into a corn field at night to get abducted by aliens

Your partner actually LIKING you as a friend is important. Romantic love is not enough.

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to