The Dream You Thought Was A Nightmare

I miss my high fantasy middle aged woman yuri.

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

it’s optimus pride